10 Reasons to Date a Softball Player

10. We have the perfect grip

9. We make it easy to get around the bases

8. We always pay close attention to the balls

7. We make sliding into places seem easy

6. We dont let you foul out

5. We love goin in for extra innings

4. We have great coordination with BOTH hands

3. We are ready for anything that is comes our way

2. We keep the lights on for night games

1. The game's not over until someone scores!