email addresses: Mystic_West@hotmail.com
Ziggys_Song_Bird@Teenagewildlife.com
"I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I will play everybody."- David Bowie
"Any list of advice I have to offer to a muscian always ends with, If it itches, go and see a doctor." - David Bowie on getting an honary degree from Boston's Berklee College of Music
"I'm an instant star; just add water." - David Bowie
"I'm still younger than Jagger... Most people are." - David Bowie
"Sometimes when I'm at a McDonalds, I wait until nobody is looking, and then I stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws" COB secrets
"I just adore Jackass!" - Late Night With Conan O' Brian
"Some people say I killed the seventies. I didn't kill the seventies. As far as I am concerned, the seventies were already dead. I mearly helped clear the bodies." - VH1 Storytellers
"I think rock music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute."
"God thinks he's all that and a bag of chips."
"Fuck you! I changed the world! Kiss my ass!"
"Before me, all they had was jesus"
“I've always been very chauvinistic, even in my boy-obsessed days. But I was always a gentleman. I alwaysd treated my boys like real ladies. Always escorted them properly and, in fact, I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around.”-David Bowie
