Clausco: tell me a funny story
DaSnub: well now
DaSnub: one time
DaSnub: i went to this tigers game
DaSnub: and afterwards
DaSnub: went to get some pizza with some guys
DaSnub: it took forever to get a damn table
DaSnub: even though the one by the window
DaSnub: was CLEARLY not taken
DaSnub: perhaps the waitstaff new of the potentially
harmful people that would pass us
DaSnub: but upon my request
DaSnub: we sat down at the table
DaSnub: now
DaSnub: this jackass kid
DaSnub: i forget his name
DaSnub: he was on his phone
DaSnub: for like 37 and a half minutes
DaSnub: and we all told him to shut the hell up
DaSnub: but he only did once the pizza had arrived
DaSnub: so we ate the pizza
DaSnub: the kid next to me
DaSnub: he had been skeptical as to how good this pizza may be
DaSnub: but when he tasted it
DaSnub: his face was aglow with joy
DaSnub: as he savored its succulent sauce and... cheesy cheese
DaSnub: i said
DaSnub: i told ya so
DaSnub: and he was like yea
DaSnub: so we kept eating the pizza
DaSnub: then
DaSnub: as he was pointing at the window
DaSnub: macy gray walked by
DaSnub: in a jumpsuit
DaSnub: stoned off her ass
DaSnub: she pointed back
DaSnub: and drew a heart on the window
DaSnub: then
DaSnub: she threw the joint
Clausco: ....?
DaSnub: well it wasnt really a real joint
DaSnub: it was pretend
DaSnub: but it was REAALL in her mind!
DaSnub: so that jackass kirk
DaSnub: the one on the phone
DaSnub: he pretends to catch the fake joint
DaSnub: and take a hit
DaSnub: but we ignored him
DaSnub: because he's a jackass
DaSnub: and we all laughed
DaSnub: until the crips showed up
DaSnub: outside the restaurant
DaSnub: i could tell
DaSnub: they wanted our money
DaSnub: but no no
DaSnub: we werent going to give it to them
DaSnub: at that point
DaSnub: we cleverly removed our cash from our wallets
DaSnub: placing it carefully into our opposite pocket
DaSnub: tucked out of view
DaSnub: from the gangsters
DaSnub: then we walked outside
DaSnub: and they didnt take our money
DaSnub: the
DaSnub: end
