:// Official Website of the Igneous Andes Pebbles . 
:// The Ultimate Sport- Tiddlywinks on Fire . 
:// Where's the ambiguity? It's over there in a box . 
:// I joined the Navy... . 
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:// Hey jerk, you work . 
:// There's danger in emotional ties . 
:// Fanlisting of the Friendly Bacteria Man! . 
:// Mr. Shaw-Twilly's Puerile Page of Childish Jokes . 
:// The Noel Gallagher Appreciation Page . 
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:// Damn. .