//5 Reasons To Sign//
1. I'll cry if you don't.
2. You can leave your mark on this page, proving to all the world that you are alive. Then maybe the bullies will all go away.
3. Perhaps, if you write something nice, an old rich pensionner will stumble across your entry, and because you have written such charming and charismatic comments they will decide to change their will and leave all their money to you instead of the Marlow Bottom Cattery they were going to give it to before.
4. In a purely hypothetical and irrelevant scenario, let's say Webmistress X was browsing and checking her own site for any new Guestbook entries. And let's say that Webmistress X either finds that nobody has written anything in the book, or worse still, that somebody has been mean in her Guestbook.
Now let us consider what would happen if that Webmistress X was upset by what she found, and had a rather large Alsation at home.
Remember- I know where you live.
5. If both Faye and Spike are telling you to do something, surely you must know that it would be positively fatal to disobey them, hmm?
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