Stick of Justice
One fateful day, i was sitting in my room wondering what had become of the world. Just look around you. It is a world of INJUSTICE.
There are people all over the world who aren't privelaged like you, and they are forced to draw pictures of Wufei in the mud with peices
of dried kangaroo poop instead of sitting comfortably in their homes like you are, surfing the net witout a worry in the world. Well i've got
news for you! People are being stripped of their right to justice as we speak. Large companies are selling artificial cheese snacks
to unsespecting little children who will grow up and get eyebrow cancer because of the plastics in their food. Is that justice? And sometimes,
well, often, computers crash just when you are trying to save your 4 page essay. Is that justice? And when the only kind of
brownies left in the supermarket have...NUTS in them, is THAT JUSTICE? I think not!! I was appalled by the lack of honor and sence of
rightness in this world of ours. So i made a plan. i said to myself "Gee, what if everyone had some special protection against the Justless*?"
And it hit me. I would be, along with Wufei, the RULER OF JUSTICE! And every ruler has to have their septor, don't they? So i did what i could.
I made the STICK OF JUSTICE!! And because i'm nice, i'll let everybody use a stick of justice to smack people with whenever
they unjustly forget to massage your feet, or when your teacher honorlessly gives you a C-. Ready? okay, all you need is to gather the list of
materials, and follow the directions below, and you to can be a RULER OF JUSTICE!!!
Materials:
Stick.
Directions:
Use like any other stick.
*Justless: a state of being with lack of justice, integrity, honor, or anything GOOD 'N TASTY.
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