Funny must hear story, brought
to you by yours truly, Dope Kitty.
(No, I didn't write this.)
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to
the
doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the
Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He
said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money
to
pay for it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why
not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told
him to pick any of the
girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls
have any diseases?"
Of
course the Madam said, "no".
He said, "I heard all the men talking about
having to get shots after making
love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I
want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
it, the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
down
the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he
came
back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out
the
door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He
said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going
out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be
very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the
disease that I just
caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the
way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll
catch the disease. Then
when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and
Mom will go to bed and have
sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning,
when Dad goes to work, the
milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie
with Mom and catch the
disease...........and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran
over my FROG!"