My Shortened life story. Things about me...
Well I have not always been the way I am. Back in the day, I, yeah me, was something else. I was involved with the church, took part in all sorts of community actions, listened to country music, and I even was lovible. After a brief period of thinking of world domination, getting involved in crazy shit, and going for "the badguy" image, my life took a complete U-Turn. I would have to say that my brothers friends had a big influence on me. Thanks to Josh Franey, I began playing guitar, listening to ROCK music, learning my true inner talents. To Nathan Berry,Kevin O, Tyler Smith, I learned that drinking is fun, however there is always consequences. Then there is Jason "Hollywood" Blandford who told me never to start smoking, well I took up the habit, and I should be dead by 30. Finally to Steve Gardener, you have tought me to date girls with rich parents. It doesnt matter how old they are, as long as the look decent and have money. I have followed this rule often. Well times have passed, they all graduated and they all lost touch with each other. Well my brother lost touch with most of them. Anywho he moved on went to college at Murray State, which I will soon be there. He gained new friends in his fraternity (Alpha Sigma Phi), I moved away from Catholic High People and started chillin with my old Daviess County Friends. Now I am a graduate, I still raise hell often, and I have grown more mature. I still have my game, I still can play, I lost some of my tolerence, and I have worked my way through the system. Now, I sit here an ALPHA SIGMA PHI. "To better the Man" The gentelmans fraternity...It's my life, I'd die for it. It's the only thing I live for now... You cross my brothers, I'll crush you...Keep on Keepin on!
ok here is a list of things that I enjoy
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Kevin Smith Films, Scarface, Casino, Desperado,Waynes World,Resivour Dogs, Donnie Darko
Music: This is long, 311, 36 Crazyfists, Adema, Audiovent, Aerosmith, Alice In Chains, Black Sabbath, Cold, Crazy Town, Creed(old stuff), Dave Matthews Band, Deftones, Disterbed, DoPe, Drowning Pool,Dry Cell, Filter, Finch, Finger 11, Fuel, Fear Factory, Guns N Roses, Green Day, Godsmack, JERK, Jimi Hendrix, Hoobastank, Incubus, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Lost Prophets, Metallica(oldschool),Megadeth, Marilyn Manson,Mushroomhead, Nirvana, Nickleback, Nonpoint, OZZY OSBOURNE, Orgy, Pantera, Powerman 5000, Primus, Pitchshifter, Primer 55, Rage Against The Machine, Reveille, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Senvendust, System Of A Down, Static - X, Staind, Spineshank, Slipknot, Slash, Taproot, Thursday, The Union Underground, The Used, White Zombie, Weezer, and Zakk Wyldd(there are alot more but unlisted)
Food: Cajun Shrimp Pasta from RED LOBSTER/and Chili Cheese Burritos from Taco Bell
WOMEN: Well I got a girlfriend and she's the best.
Guitars: I play anything Gibson/Epiphone, B.C. Rich, Ovation, Guild, and the occasional Ibanez.
Favorite Cartoon Character : Grounds Keeper Willy from the SIMPSONS.
Favorite Actor : Ja and Silent Bob
Favorite Color : Black
Favorite Addiction: WWF
Favorite Smokes: Camel Turkish Gold
Favorite Beer: Coors Light
Favorite Wrestler: HHH(Hunter Hurts Helmsley) and RVD(Rob Van Dam)
Favorite Girl : my girlfriend
Favorite Dudes : Samuel L Jackson, Al Pacino , Shaft, Bruce Willis(Die Hard Days), and Ozzy Osbourne.
Favorite Magazine : Guitar World and Maxim
Favorite Thrill : Checking out Haunted Places
Boxers or Briefs? : Boxers
Left or Right? : Right
Yes or No? : Maybe
Dave Mira or Tony Hawk? : Tony Hawk
Liquid Cocaine or Mind Eraser? : Liquid Cocaine
Desktop or Laptop? : Laptop
Favorite Video Game? : Ghost N Gobins - the hardest game known to man
Finally the most impact on my life : God and Guitar
Ok Here is probably the most serious thing about this part of my site. Here is my Will. If I were die, all of this takes effect. So here we go.
THE MASONVILLE MOFIA
To Matt Roberts - My car so you can sell it to fix your mustang that was wrecked Sat. Also the Sea Monkeys I have for you. May they grow and take over ther world someday. Stupid Llamas.
To Josh Roberts - You can have all my dreamcast games, cause I know how much you get bored of kickin eveyones ass in NFL2K1
To Tom "Da Don" Jarboe - My computer, so you can look up internet porn and actually type your papers at home, you also get my air, sense we dont like to share it.
To Josh "What up Man" Hoffman - My guitars and amps, you can enjoy them and hope your band gets somewhere.
To Juan Claude Van Dam - You get a hey I was cool in bloodsport, but nothing else. Go back to sitting on the couch doing nothing you loser.
To Aaron "Pappa" Roach - My Larry Bird Starting Line-Up Figure, I owe you from all the G.I.Joes and X-Men figures I burned at your house, the tar baby who lives in my room, you can have something else of your choice, and a extra value meal. I guess forgive you for leaving Murray.
To Jarod "Half Man Half Amazing" Tucker - I leave you my gift of game, cause I at least fool around with good lookin women when I am drunk.
To Amanda Roberts - A box of condoms, MAKE SURE AARON USES THESE till you all get married or whatever. Jesus your like jackrabbits. I also give you Aunt Jemiahma Pancake Mix.
To Micheal "Woody" Wood - Go to my house, take Cactus Joe off the truck, you can have him back cause I am dead. You can also have the pirate, he is good luck. Finally, you can have a box of rice too.
To Amanda Turner And Jennifer Garrett - I will always be the Red Lobster Bar Bitch and I will somehow make my way back from heaven or hell...to wash the glass's again.
To Charles Barkley - I dont know you, you get something anyways.
To David Rudd - All my paintball gear. And all the runs to Walmart for apple sauce. We are the shit.
To Johnny Coomes - You can take away the title GIMP, and become PIMP.
To Humpi - You get, my monkey boxers, they are cool and because you called me at late hours talking about monkeys. Good luck with the marienes.
To Jimmy Bradford - you get to pick up all my bussing shifts when I leave...HAHAHA, also I give you my collection of Wrestling Tapes and a half eaten Potato.
To Lynn Carter - you get to go underwear shopping without me, I am dead =P
To Ken Carter - you can have my punisher t-shirt and my decent shirts. My parents like you now. Good luck with the Air-Force.Pick me up on campus in chopper some day.
To Andy Payne - You can have the blood I lost from busting my lip when we had the brawl. You can also have the picture of Amanda I got on my camera if they find it in the wreckage or whatever.You horny thing...
To Kyle "Sasquatch" Retsloff - you can have a 5th for the one I drank and a pack of smokes that Mark and I stole. Also you can kill possuems around the world in my name, you are the shiznits.
Alpha SIGMA Phi and such
To Heath Bittel - I leave anything expensive that I have, my bank acount, the XBOX, any furniture, the truck, and anything else that is important that you don't have.
To Craig Clayton - My website (which I am sure you read daily), my turntables, and all my old comic books.( I figure you can do something with them). Also you get my good humor to make your days go by better.
To Kiah Clayton - You get all the fond memories of the shit we have done . I appreciate your friendship as I enter this world of college. May we experience more. Oh yeah, you can have whatever you want out of the dorm room.
To Jimmy Hoffa - Your dead to, you get nothing.
To Ben Gross - My wooden spoon, a roll of ductape, and a box of rice.
To Scott" God " Randolph - You get to keep the title of God, and you can have my title as The Whole Fn' Show. I will someday teach you bass. Maybe in Heaven I'll beat you in Bowling
To Jason "the guy that has a gun and lives with Craig" - You can have my webcam so we can have Jason Cam 24/7.
To Jerimaih McGuire - What to say, you can have my tab books and my audio tapes to learn some mean solo's.
To Clay Kesterson - You can have all my Dave Bootlegs. You have mucho mad acoustic skills!
To Collin" Skywalker" Baker - you can have the bluelights in my car and the CD player. May the force be with you. Oh and you were the Best Big bro a pledge can have! AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT
To the Heacox's - Good fn' question, just ranshakle my room and take whats left you crazy bastards.
To Barret - You can have my muscles cause I am more buff than you, you dont have to flex your chest. And you get the lawn monster.
To Brett Keohan - You can have that political sign I broke back. It's at Hoffmans. You also can have my computer skills, and your girlfriend is still a hottie.
To Morski - You get LOTS OF CHICKEN....Oh and my pledge pin, and a Canoe...and State The Obvious Hours...oh and You get your long hair back
To Reese - I hope you get your rainbow colored beer man, and you can have the Indian at Applebees, I swear he was checkin you out. Even though your crooked(not saying your gay)your still a great guy.
To Gibby - You get to have a clue on somethings that girls want you, but you didn't know cause I didn't tell you about it.
To Rogers - You finally get to graduate! Nuff said
To the All Campus Sing Crew - We ROCKED WE KICKED ASS! WE ARE THE WINNERS!
To Def Leppard - sorry we, took your song and made it better
To Thewey - You get to keep our tradition of smoking between class's and lookin skanky
To Crouch - you can have Halo and burn it cause you all are obsessed with it.
To Tyler Leet - It's good to know that someone will actually run the world via real thugs.
To TJ - I'm glad you actually rock out to Rock music at times...You're the mother effin ONE and that's that. Shake them hata's off.
to Dathan - Your my Lil, Nuff said.
To Mikey and Jobert - I have some Bud Heavy's for you, and Mikey stop making out with Random girls
To "white" Mike - you get the pleasure of knowing that I won't be bugging you all the time in your office. I'm part of the O Chapt - SWEET! I beat ya there!
To Every other member that I just didn't mention cause I am tired of typing - You get the fact of the matter that I did a DAMN GOOD JOB and made a difference on campus... That or made it completely stupid
To my pledge class "PI's Rock" You get the fact that MONTI COLLINS will be having TEA with me in the big place. You get the memories of being one of the best damn class's to go through. And Dang it Boy, at least you'll still be frightened of me...I will have my prize...
GROVE MEMBERS - Good Houses never die, they just change addresses.
To Tim Stark - Ok Tim, you gotta bring hotgirl to my funeral, You get Hotgirl, a New Car, a New House, $30.00, and pack of smokes, and another thing, The GROVE ROCKS.
To Josh Pryer - You get all my rings and jewelry so you can be a bad mamma jamma like so. You're a stupid indian and you need to go back to your casino, so I'll buy you some reservation land. Keep the wrestling slang up for me also.
To Shane Smith - You get all my CD's. Since you have reserved your rights to them. We kicked some ass with Cellar Door. Let the legend of the Door be opened by releasing a effin cd. Pop Music Fuckin Sucks.
To Cory - You get my porno, my anime(the little I have), the mudslides in the fridge, and I'll let you take peoples souls who owe money.
To Sambo - Well you get my dead body to stuff so you all will always have a 4th Bond player. You also can have my evil...
Collin "Middle Finger In The Air" Baker - You get to T-bag people when I am gone. You also are clean from anything you may have caught...First Down!
Craig Clayton - Stupid Gamma.....I still love ya though
To the Ex- Third Floor people(effers left me)
To Tyler Baker - You get my good taste in music, and my ability to kick any mother fucker out my damn room at 3:00 in the morning. And you get a pack of smokes.
To Tyler Walls - You get to have some of my guitar playing abilities.
To the ex-G-Spot Jedi Pimp - You need to stop playing Diablo 2 all the time...You can have some smokes and a bottle of Everclear....JEDIIIII PIMP!!!!
To Korey 'Kiah's ex - Roommate' - you get some more porno's to add to your collection. You also can have a bag of cheeto's, and you can have my books and sell them for your profit.
To Poop Dick - you get nothing, your always an asshole to me. And no you can't play XBOX in my room.
To Casey - you get some medicine for your dog barking that has been going on all during exam week.
To The FISH - you get a smoke free room and you get to carry on the tradition of the Bowl.
To Danny - you get the award for coolest effin hair/fro I have seen on a white boy.
To Big Tim - you get to hump my bed whenever you want to cause I wont be there cause I am dead.
To Santa Clause - You get a big FU for all the toys I never got
Ladies
To the ASA's - You gave my brother Man of the Year, you gave me a wonderful g/f, you all have helped me out with sooo much. I figure you can have all the memories of me supporting you gals in everything and you can spread my gentlemanship to our new guys. You girls totally wreek of awesomeness and I'll be there for ya even after I'm dead.
To Conclude, at my funeral, if you decide to show up, I WANT it to be played "...Something effin cool..." I also would like to be buried with one of my guitars. I just think that I die as a rock star. I will miss you all and you will totally reek of awesomeness. If you werent mentioned, there is still alot of sick, funny, bizarre slave children in my room that you can have. Enjoy. Oh yeah, I am not worth crying for. I was just another face that everyone knew.