Joy.

So with that, I present to you: Panama Pride.

[11:59] [AmaNda^^] hi....
[11:59] [Nero] I eat babies. How are you?
[11:59] [AmaNda^^] fine...
[11:59] [AmaNda^^] u??
[11:59] [Nero] Busy, kinda. This fetus is kinda tough; it's hard to bite through.
[12:00] [AmaNda^^] do u really eat babies??
[12:00] [AmaNda^^] or u just kidding...
[12:00] [Nero> Yeah! I do eat babies? Who DOESN'T?
[12:00] [Nero] *I do eat babies!
[12:01] [AmaNda^^] but i am not..
[12:01] [AmaNda^^] u r so ruel...
[12:01] [Nero] So? Survival of the fittest.
[12:02] [AmaNda^^] where r u from??
[12:02] [Nero] Panama.
[12:02] [Nero] Food is scarce here. we have to live off fetuses.
[12:03] [AmaNda^^] wat is the taste??
[12:04] [Nero] ...It's hard to describe.
[12:04] [Nero] However, they go down as smooth as a baby's bottom!
[12:04] [AmaNda^^] y d food is scarce there??
[12:05] [Nero] Because of the rebel insurrections.
[12:05] [Nero] They keep burning farmlands.
[12:05] [AmaNda^^] ic...
[12:05] [AmaNda^^] wat do u eat besides d babies??
[12:06] [Nero] The occasional old person.
[12:06] [AmaNda^^] huh...
[12:07] [Nero] I mean, these rebel groups, they have even less regard for life than we do. They eat people, too, in addition to whatever grows off the farmland too. And not old people, either; teenagers and adults. Usually they rape the women first and then eat them; but the men are just eaten.
[12:07] [AmaNda^^] so cruel...
[12:08] [AmaNda^^] y stil got d things happen in the world...
[12:16] [AmaNda^^] heloo..
[12:17] [Nero] ....I'm hungry. Hold on. I hear crying.
[12:17] [AmaNda^^] where??
[12:17] [Nero] Nearby. Probably a baby. In Panama, we have to have lots of kids, so we can live.
[12:17] [AmaNda^^] so wat r u going to do??
[12:18] [Nero] Well, we don't have any weapons, and we can't get out of the country -- the rebel groups are patrolling the border.
[12:18] [AmaNda^^] but u r hungry now...rite??
[12:18] [Nero] Yeah, so obviously I need to find either an old person or a baby.
[12:19] [AmaNda^^] now??
[12:19] [Nero] Well, yeah. I mean, I haven't eaten in DAYS.
[12:20] [AmaNda^^] y?
[12:20] [Nero] Because we need to conserve food! There's only so many old people and babies to go around.
[12:21] [AmaNda^^] u mean d food is the babies
[12:22] [Nero] YES
[12:22] [AmaNda^^] ic...
[12:23] [AmaNda^^] will u cook d food first..or u just eat it...
[12:23] [Nero] Usually we cook it, but in an emergency we just stab them and eat
[12:24] [AmaNda^^] huh...
[12:24] [AmaNda^^] so cruel....
[12:24] [AmaNda^^] really...
[12:24] [AmaNda^^] i mean it...
[12:24] [Nero] What do you expect us to do? I mean, there's not really much else we CAN eat
[12:24] [AmaNda^^] but.....
[12:25] [AmaNda^^] i dunno...
[12:25] [AmaNda^^] u r human too..
[12:25] [AmaNda^^] think tat someday u wil be eaten...
[12:25] [Nero] As long as we're still alive, I'm okay with that.
[12:25] [AmaNda^^] u dun sare about others take revenge on u...
[12:26] [Nero] Take revenge? The old people know their time is up, and at least know they're helping the rest of us survive
[12:27] [Nero] And we don't eat ALL of the babies
[12:28] [AmaNda^^] but u stil eat babies...
[12:28] [Nero] Oh, you want me to starve instead?
[12:29] [Nero] You don't see me making mean comments about your American lifestyle. So stop making them about my Panaman lifestyle!
[12:30] [AmaNda^^] sorry...
[12:30] [AmaNda^^] i dun mean it....
[12:34] [AmaNda^^] hi....
[12:35] [Nero] Silence. I'm not talking to you anymore. My Panaman culture doesn't need this kind of abuse. <!--'"</title></head>-->

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