WHAT IF.........

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WHAT IF..........



Duo:"Trowa...what are you doing"
Trowa:"AHHH A GIANT SQUIRREL...HELP ME KILL IT DUO!!!"
Duo:"riiiiight...I will uhh...just be over here if the squirrel is too much for ya or if you run out of ammo..."
Trowa:"Die squirrel DIE...you are no match for the great clown!...come on and die already....damnit...I'm out of ammo."




Heero:"I hope Duo doesn't find out I took his pot."



Heero:"HAHAHAHA....boy that little girl and her dog blew up real good!"




Wufei:"Why do I have to make sure Maxwell doesn't get away."
Heero:"Your the only Texas Ranger here..."
Duo:"Man I blew up the bank real good."
Quatre(aka Colonel Sanders):"Here in the west, we do chicken right..."
Trowa:"Sheriff Heero,...can I shoot the chicken restuarant guy?"




Quatre:"We shouldn't be fighting."
Zechs:"you wuss."




Heero:"Wufei, you didn't tell me Duo had a moonshine still up here..."
Wufei:"You never asked...::hiccup::..."
Quatre:"I'll just cover him up....and search him for any small bottles of shine I can steal...I mean borrow."




1.QUATRE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN BY A LEPRECHAN.
2.GUNDAM WING WAS RATED XXX FOR SEXUAL CONTENT(I'll tell you what would happen...HIGHER RATINGS)
3.WUFEI BECAME A JEWISH MUSLIM.
4.HEERO RAN UP AND ASKED RELENA TO SLEEP WITH HIM.
5.ELCHUPACABRA WAS A NEW CHARACTER ON GW.
6.ZECHS WAS ACTUALLY RELENA'S DAD.
7.DUO FLEW SANDROCK(weird)
8.VAYEATE HAD KILLED HILDE(There would be lots of bloodshed via Shinigami)
9.CATHERINE WAS MEXICAN.
10.DUO WORE HIS HAIR IN THOSE LITTLE MEATBALL THINGS.


Duo at Relena's mansion going from door to door were he hears moaning:"Hey Mr....watcha doooo-in?"
Misc. servent:"uhh....making babies"
Duo:"how is that done?"
servent:"O look at the time....I have to go"
Duo as he moves to the next door::snickers::"Hey Mr...watcha dooo-in?"
Maganac:"Having sex"
Duo:"How is that done."
After the Maganac explains it to Duo:"Heheh...this is fun.
After 23 other rooms he arrives at Wufei's room.
Duo:"hey Wu-Man...watcha doin?"
Wufei:"A weak onna with no integrity."
Duo:"how?"::snickers::
Wufei:"BEGONE MAXWELL!"
Duo at Relena's room:"Hey Relena...watcha doin?"
::no answer::
Duo:"Did you hear me?"
::bullet goes through door and takes a few hairs off Duo's head::
Duo:"Oh...I didn't know you were in there Heero"