KONNICHIWA MINA, THIS IS A PAGE OF FUNNY LISTS. SOME LIKE THE DUKE DERMAIL, PAGAN, RELENA, ETC. ARE NOT MINE. SOME ARE EVEN MESSED UP IN MY OPINION. IF YOU LAUGH I PROBABLY MADE IT.
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED:
1.QUATRE AT A PARTY TALKING TO DUO AND HILDE:"I BOUGHT THESE FOR YOU SEEING AS HOW YOU TO LIKE TO GET IT ON SO MUCH."
DUO:"WHAT ARE THEY?"
QUATRE:"WHY THEY ARE CONDOMS, SILLY"
DUO LOOKS AT HILDE AND THEY BOTH SHRUG.
DUO:"AND WHAT SORT OF MAGICAL POWERS DO THESE...CONDOMS YOU SPEAK SO HIGHLY OF HAVE?"
QUATRE:"THEY HAVE THE POWER TO KEEP HILDE FROM GETTING PREGNANT!"
DUO BOWING TO THE BOX:"WHAT OTHER SECRETS CAN YOU UNLOCK O GREAT ONES?"
HILDE:"OOOO RASBERRY....WOW SO MANY FLAVORS!!!"
2.DUO GOES INTO BATTLE AND EVERYONE STOPS ATTACKING WHEN HE ARRIVES. THEY ALL LAUGH. HE OPENS UP THE COCKPIT AND ASKS SOMEONE WHAT IS SO FUNNY AND THEY TELL HIM TO LOOK AT HIS SUIT. HE CLIMBS DOWN AND SEES A HUGE PINK TUTU ON DEATHSCYTHE. THE HE FINDS A NOTE FROM HILDE SAYING SHE FOUND IN EXPERIMENTS THAT IS WAS A GOOD WEAPON BECAUSE NO ONE COULD EVEN BREATH SO THEY WERE NO THREAT.
3.QUATRE LOOKING FOR DUO OR HILDE:"HELLO ANYONE HERE?"
::MOANING FROM DEATHSCYTHE'S COCKPIT::
QUATRE SCRATCHES HIS HEAD:"DUO HILDE...DEATHSCYTHE,WHAT ARE THEY DOING."
DUO:"OH HIYAS QUATRE."
QUATRE:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUO."
HILDE:"ME NOW GET OUTA HERE."
DUO COVERING HER MOUTH:"UHH...JUST JOKING HUH....WE..ARE UHH ADJUSTING THE COCKPIT."
QUATRE:"WELL WHAT IS HILDE'S BRA DOING HANGING ON THE SCYTHE?...HMMM?"
DUO:"IT'S UHH FOR POLISHING NOW GO"
QUATRE:"OK,GOOD LUCK WITH THE ADJUSTMENTS C-YA!"
4.WHEN SANDROCK WAS SELF-DETONATING INSTEAD OF USING THE SHIELD SO QUATRE COULD GET OUT HE WAS ACTAULLY TRYING TO TRAP THE LITTLE BASTARD INSIDE. I MEAN IF HE WAS BLOWING YOU UP WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM WITH YOU?
5.ZECHS:"HEERO, I WILL KILL MY SISTER IF YOU FORFEIT THE BATTLE."
6.TROWA KILLS GUARDS WITH HIS HAIR.
7.YODA AND CHEWBACCA MAKE AN APPEARANCE JUST FOR KICKS.
8.TROWA FIGHTS A REINDEER
9.DEATHSCYTHE HELL CUSTOM SHOULD HAVE BOTH SETS OF WING SHIELDS
10.WU-MAN SHOULD'VE HAD A BETTER PART IN THE SERIES
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN ON GUNDAM WING:
1.PAGAN COMES IN TO GET MISS RELENA:
PAGAN:"MISS RELENA WHATS ALL THE MOANING OVER ARE YOU HURT OR SOMETHING?"
RELENA:"OOOO HEEEEEERRRROOOO....OOOOOOO!!!!"
HEERO:"LEAVE NOW"
A BULLET GOES THROUGH THE DOOR AND PAGAN RUNS AWAY.
2.TROWA ADMITS TO BEING PART OF THE GESTAPO(however u spell it)
3.RELENA:"PAGAN,WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO ABOUT DUKE DERMAIL?"
PAGAN:"OHHH AHHH DUKE DERMAIL IS SOOOOOOO DREAMY"
RELENA:"PAGAN GET OUT NOW"
4.QUATRE CATCHES TROWA SCREWING THE LION AT THE CIRCUS
5.HEERO SITTING IN A ROOM SMOKING POT AS DUO ENTERS:"HIYA RELENA DUDE LETS GET LAID"
DUO SOUNDING SCARED:"I AM DUO GOD OF DEATH NOT RELENA...PUT AWAY THE POT"
HEERO:"BUT RELENA"AS RELENA WALKS IN
HEERO TO RELENA:"OH HI DUO"
::DUO AND RELENA RUN AWAY::
6.RELENA:"WELL PAGAN...WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO ABOUT ZECHS?"
PAGAN:"HUH?"
RELENA:"I MEAN REALLY HE IS MY BROTHER AND.......PAGAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
PAGAN:"NOTHING"AS HE WHACKS OFF
RELENA:"PAGAN?!?!"
PAGAN:"WHAT??????"HE RUNS AWAY.
5 MINUTES LATER:
RELENA:"PAGAN...GET OFF OF DOROTHY NOW!"
7.TROWA:"BRING IT ON CATHY"
CATHY NAKED RUNNING AT TROWA:"WEEEEEE"
CATHY LANDED ON TROWA
RING MASTER:"WELL LADIES AND GENTELMEN WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NEW ACT?"
8.RELENA ADMITS HER LOVE WUFEI::WUFEI SWEARS REVENGE::.
9.HEERO BECOMES A MONK
10.QUATRE:"MY DEAR SANDROCK WHY DO YOU NOT SPEAK TO ME ANY MORE?"
SANDROCK:"QUATRE, I AM SEEING SOMEONE ELSE"
QUATRE:"WHO?"
SANDROCK:"HEAVYARMS"
QUATRE GRABS HIS HEART AND FAINTS
TOP 10 REASONS RELENA SHOULD DIE.
1. SHE IS A STALKER
2. SHE IS A SLUTTY LOOKING GIRL
3. SHE IS RELENA
4. SHE ASKS HEERO TO KILL HER
5. IT SCARES ME TO THINK THAT SHE COULD BE RUNNING MY COUNTRY
6. SHE SAYS HEERO'S NAME ALL THE TIME...SHE EITHER THINKS IT, SAYS IT, OR YELLS IT
7. SHE LOOKS DOPED UP...CAN YOU SAY CANNABIS
8. SHE IS A GOODY GOODY
9. Two words:PINK LIMO
#10.THE BITCH SHOT LADY UNE'S PRETTY ROSE
TOP TEN THINGS HEERO SHOULD'VE SAID
1. I LOVE PUPPIES
2. QUATRE,...WHY FOR I LAUGH?
3. RELENA, HAVE YOU SAW MY BAMBI MOVIE?
4. LOOKY LOOKY,...I GOT A KAWAII LIL PUPPY
5. BURN SQUIRREL BURN...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
6. MY NAME IS BOJANGLES
7. ::CALLING MOE'S TAVERN:: HI...IS THERE A C'MORE CROTCH THERE?
8. WUFEI I ADMIT IT...I AM YAOI...::WUFEI SCREAMS AND RUNS::
9. I THINK MEHOSHI IS A GENIOUS
10. GIVE IT TO ME RELENA...O YEAH....
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED TO OZ PERSONEL
1. TUBAROV POSSESES A MOBILE DOLL
2. LT. NICOLE GETS IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE
3. I SHALL THINK OF MORE