Oh intelligent one, you do not know what you have discovered!

Ah, you hath stumbled across Glen's haven of quotable wisdom! Most of these are simple descriptions of our dear friend Ben that he either typed into my calculator or gave to me on a scrap of notebook paper during our math class. So now, without further adieu, the quotable Glen!


-Ben is the spawn of Beelzebub the filthy deviant of all that is devious. Exploring all that is carnal about garden gnomes: especially the contents of their pants.

-Ben frolicks in the domain, width of mind but shallow of thought. He dwells in a domain, as negative as the length of his manhood. He would not make a good Dr. Frankenfurter for he lacks in the sausage department.

-The perverse thoughts of bestial karma makes Ben makes a dull girl.

-To view the mind of Satan is to better understand why donuts have crusty frosting.

-Mike displays serial insanity, not so much as the insanity of the sugar high one experiences after eating cereal.

-Mike enjoys violating the inner graphite of cheap pencils, gaining wood from ravishing their wooden bodies.

That's all for now! Check back later; I'll update this page as quickly as he can spew these priceless little pearls of intellect!

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