Target Practice


"Quatre! Quatre Goddammit! Where the fu-" Leighlei yelled, running around with her super soaker, looking for somebody to fight with.

"How many times do I have to tell ya' kid. Quatre doesn't like it when you yell and scream and curse. Thats why he doesn't like me that much." Duo stopped Leigh from rampaging on into the Blonde pilot's room.

"But-"

"No buts...I want to shoot him first!" Duo shoved her away and charged into Quatre's room, squirting him with all the water he had in his water gun.

"Hey! That's not nice!" Heero appeared from behind the counter holding a super soaker CPS.

"AW SHIT! RUN!" Duo screamed and burst back out of the room. Leighlei was about to follow him when somebody grabbed her from behind.

"EEEEPPPPP!!!!!! NOOOOO! I shall never surrender!!" She yelled, whirling and unloading a hard, long stream of water onto her attacker.

"Doesn't my being your Boyfriend give me a litttle slack?" Quatre coughed, flipping his hair out of his face. "Look at my hair!!"

"Your the one who chose to be on the team with Heero and Trowa! NO MERCY!" She laughed and sped off after Duo. Quatre chased after her, followed by Heero and Trowa.

"AH HAH! YOULL NEVER GET ME!" Wufei shouted jumping out from behind a corner and squirting Trowa, Heero, and Quatre.

"Wanna bet?" Heero returned, spraying Wufei fiercely. Wufei made a squeak-like noise and fled. Trowa laughed and pulled out his water gun, charging after him.

"WUFEI YOUR ARE IN FOR A SERIOUS WHOOPIN'!" He shouted, chasing after Chang. Chang turned aorund and squirted Trowa in response, and Trowa tackled him.

"AAK! HOMOSEXUAL ON BOARD! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! NO OFFENSE, TROWA, BUT I DONT LIKE YOU THAT WAY! Somebody please HEEEEEEELLP!!!" Chang screamed, thrashing about wildly. Trowa aimed his gun at Wufei's hair and sprayed it madly.

"Hah ha ha ha ahahha!!" He laughed evilly and got up, running away as fast as he could.

"Trowa must DIE!!" Wufei shouted and charged after him.

Quatre laughed at the two and pursued Leighlei until he caught up with her.

"HAHAHA! WERE ON DIFFERENT TEAMS! NO MERCY!" He yelled.

"AAKKK!!!" Leigh screamed as Quatre unleashed a torrent of water upon her. "ILL GET YOUUUU!!"

"Not if you can't catch me!! Hahahaa!!" He retorted and bolted away, with Leighlei close behind.

"Oh Heeeeeero!!" Duo called. "I'm right heere!" He popped up behind Heero and jumped on him, knocking him to the ground so that Duo landed, straddling, on top of Heero. "GOTCHA!"

"Yup, you got me." Heero submitted, Duo leaned over and kissed him.

"Not quite yet, buddy. "

"I'll get you-" Trowa said to Chang as they charged in. He stopped short when he saw Duo and Heero on the floor. Trowa and Chang exchanged knowing glances and aimed their water guns at the oblivious couple. Quatre and Leigh also slowed down and aimed their guns, nodding at Wufei and Trowa.

"Get up! We don't need to see this!" Leighlei said sternly. Duo looked up.

"But-" He was interupted as the four shot the two with their water guns. Heero and Duo both jumped up and started making out again as soon as all the water had run out.

"EEEWW! GROSS!!!" Chang yelled, sheilding his eyes. Leighlei and Quatre both looked at each other and shrugged.

"If ya' can't beat 'em, join 'em." Quatre said simply.

"Ok." Leighlei agreed, and they too, locked lips.

"EEEEW! GROSS!!!" Chang repeated. Trowa coughed into his fist and looked at Chang.

"Oh no, don't look at me, Im not like that!!" Chang yelled, and ran away.

"Heey, that looks like fun!! Im gonna..go get...." Trowa slurred drunkenly and fell down. "Whoopsie Doopsie Daisy!! Hehehe..."

"You stay away from my sister, you hear Spike?!" Heero commanded and went back to kissing Duo.

"Yah..heh hehe hehe..." Leigh mumbled as she and Quatre continued to kiss intimately. "Whatever..."

"Hey, Heero...I have a king-sized bed..." Duo whispered into his boyfriend's ear. "Big enough for three or maybe two!"

"Two..? Wow! Lets go!" Heero grabbed Duo's hand and ran off towards his room, leaving Leighlei and Quatre alone with Trowa, who had passed out on the ground.

"What do you say about being on different teams now, Leigh?" Quatre asked, holding her close to him by her waist. She smiled and leaned her forehead against his.

"Separate teams doesn't have to mean separate hearts.."

"YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!" Chang's voice exploded from down the hallway. "Oh...Sally.."

"Like we really need your approval, Chang, ya' PERVERT!!" Leighlei yelled back.