For those of you who are hungry and cant wait to eat... hop on down to Fiest your Eyes Restaurant where we specialized in makin quick but still yummy as all hell food. I know sometimes you want to sink your teeth into a greesy, fat injected burger but why settle for something that might kill you in the long run? Why not just hop on down and get something fresh and good to eat.
Here we have nothing but the most skilled chefs in the world. Chef Yomotomoto from the ever popular Iron chef tv show is just one of our many experienced cooks. We dont play with your food.. instead here we focus on making them really good so that you can play with them. Nothing says oh boy with our special for the day. Our specials of the day only lasts for about 3 hours. We have other specials for the day that last about 3 weeks, but enough about that lets get to the good part shall we? Fiest Yours Eyes was actually founded in the late 1300 b.c. by a meidevil knight who was sick and tired of the same horse legs for dinner. Well that same knight that grew up to become the very first fast food restaurant owner is none other than my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.
One more thing, we have only a few remote locations around the world.. we like to keep our stores hidden because we find it special that way.. only the best of the best of the best are allowed to get into our restaurant. And it is because of this that our normal tables have a waiting list of about 400 years. But thats ok cuz then you can save a spot at our table for one of your future offsprings.
For those of you who are hungry and cant wait to eat... hop on down to Fiest your Eyes Restaurant where we specialized in makin quick but still yummy as all hell food. I know sometimes you want to sink your teeth into a greesy, fat injected burger but why settle for something that might kill you in the long run? Why not just hop on down and get something fresh and good to eat.
Here we have nothing but the most skilled chefs in the world. Chef Yomotomoto from the ever popular Iron chef tv show is just one of our many experienced cooks. We dont play with your food.. instead here we focus on making them really good so that you can play with them. Nothing says oh boy with our special for the day. Our specials of the day only lasts for about 3 hours. We have other specials for the day that last about 3 weeks, but enough about that lets get to the good part shall we? Fiest Yours Eyes was actually founded in the late 1300 b.c. by a meidevil knight who was sick and tired of the same horse legs for dinner. Well that same knight that grew up to become the very first fast food restaurant owner is none other than my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.
One more thing, we have only a few remote locations around the world.. we like to keep our stores hidden because we find it special that way.. only the best of the best of the best are allowed to get into our restaurant. And it is because of this that our normal tables have a waiting list of about 400 years. But thats ok cuz then you can save a spot at our table for one of your future offsprings.