Thoughts And Success

Deep Thoughts Of Jackie-I wouldn't mind if animals ate my body, after I'm dead. And before I'm dead, they could lick me.- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.- I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He sees two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Success As Told By Matt- Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy: . Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake. .Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive .Dont have opinions.Opinions are thoughts.Thoughts are work. .Don't move. Moving is overrated. .Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything. .Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work. .If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor's yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass.

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