Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Aum Shiva!

GREATER POOP: Is Eris true?
Malaclypse the Younger: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
MAL-2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
MAL-2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
--Interview with Malaclypse the Younger, K.S.C., Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Sun-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch-Post and San Francisco Discordian Society Cabal Bulletin and Intergalactic Report and Poop

"The human brain evidently operates on some variation of the famous prionciple enunciated in The Hunting of the Snark: 'What I tell you three times is true.'"
--Norbert Weiner, Cybernetics

With this principle, you, the reader, can make your own reality, create your own truth. Use it wisely.

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