Here is my collection of random quotes from random situations and places, and the situations in which they happened so that you, the peruser of The Quotes, may better understand them. Credit is given where credit is deserved and known; in other words, if I know who said it, I'll list it. If I have listed something as inaccurate or you know where a quote is from, please email me.
Random quotes to fill the silence:
"I am a box!" - Ryan describing Solid Snake suffering from old age.
"You lose your AT field and turn to Tang." - Shin, answering the age old question of "What happens if you take the red and the blue pills?"
"I've got green tits and a blue dick." - Erin after getting dressed for our Vampire LARP
"'Vampire: the Masquerade' without politics is like macaroni and cheese without the macaroni and cheese." - Me
"Can I lick your eyeball?" - Noele
"I know a 24 hour sex shop, who wants to get porn?" - Claire
"Sean, you are the Chevy of men."- Dan (gothfag)
"The fact that I have 3 pounds of meat festering in my colon doesn't really bother me." - My brother Chris
"Gene manipulation could eliminate the need for psychiatrists..." - Chris' friend, John
"I was frequently shaved against my will by Micheal Jackson's monkey!" - Unknown
Wheel of Time Quotes These quotes are from the book series "Wheel of Time" by Robert Jordan. This list is part of an extensive fansite run by Mike Mackert, at wotmania.com, so massive props to him so I didn't have to work my arse off.
Movie/Series Quotes
"There is something sad about the rain. It washes everything away..." - Allen, "Escaflowne"
"Evil does NOT wear a bonnet!" – Mr. Tinkles, "Cats and Dogs"
"Mass genocide is the second most exhausting sport after soccer." - Loki, "Dogma"
"PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?" - "Office Space"
"Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"You know, I'm no art critic but I know what I hate." - Mr. Burns, "The Simpsons"
"Life is like a cookie." - The Wellness Guide, "America's Sweethearts"
"Whoa! Hey! Oh! Hey hey! it's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!" - Skip, "Sealab 2021"
"I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!" - Carlos, "Sealab 2021"
"Satisfaction guaranteed!" - Wreck-Gar, "The Transformers: The Movie"
"Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an english toffee, but they're gone too fast, and the taste is...fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers." - The Smoking Man, "The X-Flies"
