A little bird left his home and headed south for the winter.|
It was so cold in this place that the bird froze and fell to the ground in the plantations.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a deuce on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the cow dung, he began to realize how that he was becoming warmer.
The shit was thawing the little bird out!
He lay there warm and happy, and began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and approached the area.
The cat followed the sound and discovered the bird under the pile of shit.
The cat dug the little bird out and ate him up.
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
When you're in deep shit, don't sing about it.