G-boys: We know that.

Kandi: Really? Really? How do you know?

Wufei: Because you said you are back, stupid onna.

Kandi: Ohhhhhhh.....Okay! So, who wanna do the disclaimer this time?

Lynn-chan: Since I'm your muse I have to do it.

Kandi: You do? I never knew that!

Duo: No she doesn't. She just want to make herself the center of attention.

Lynn-chan: I am not doing this just becuase of that!

Kandi: *confused look* Hm?

Quatre: Maybe she is just being helpful. Ne, Trowa?

Trowa: ......

Quatre: Thankyou Trowa for agreeing with me.

Lynn-chan: But he did not say a thing!

Quatre: Only I understand my Tro-chan.

All minus Quatre and Trowa: *sweatdrop* Ohhhhh....

Wufei: We don't have to do the discalimer.

Kandi: Why not?

Duo: Because.

Kandi: Becuase?

Wufei: Because?

Trowa:......?

Lynn-chan: Becuase? Because what?

Quatre: Because I read it last time.

Kandi: No, correction Quatre. I read it last time.

Duo: Because she already read it last time! There! Cheez, how stupid can one be?

Wufei: *snorted* Not as stupid as you.

Duo: Excuse me?

Wufei: Have you no ears?

Kandi: He said 'not as stupid as you'.

Duo: I knew what he said! But EXCUSE ME Wufei!

Lynn-chan: He said 'not as st'.....

Duo: Ahhh! I'm surrounded by idoits!

All minus Duo: *smirk* We love to annoy Duo! ;)

Quatre: Uhum, anyway, where's he-must-not-be-name-until-second-act? Hey, I just realize this is second act!

Lynn-chan: Good job, so did I. *nod nod*

Quatre: Are you making fun of me?

Lynn-chan: *eyeing Trowa* No way I'm making fun of you. I am saying you are smart.

Trowa:.......

Lynn-chan: *Let out a sigh* Well fine. I'm just being playful.

All: Playful? YOU?

Kandi: Ahahahahah!

Duo: Ahahaha, hahahahahah, hahahahahaha, hahahaha...........*fall on the floor*

Quatre: *snickers snickers*

Trowa:........

Wufei: You have no honor! How could you be a Chinese without honor!

Lynn-chan: Wufei! Who says playful isn't honorble! Look at Duo!

Duo: (piped in)Why me?!

Wufei: *to Lynn-chan* Duo is a dishonorable unjustice American brat!

Duo: What did you say Wu-man? You wanna go?

Lynn-chan: That's so insulting. Ne, Duo?

Duo: A-huh! *nod* You should use the Inspiration stick to hit him!

Wufei: Don't you dare woman!

All: Go Lynn-chan, Go Lynn-chan!

Lynn-chan: But I like Wufei!

Duo: *puppy eyes* But he insulted me! That's dishonorble!

Lynn-chan: You are right! I can't let a dishonorble weakling live! I am gonna make you become tough! *start hitting Wufei but very lightly but pretend to hit hard*

All: Cheers!

Wufei: You are gonna regret this Maxwell

Duo: Eep! Why me?

Wufei: *smirk* Because I feel like it.

Kandi: Anyway the background comments are in ~-~...blahblahblah...~-~

Duo: How do you pronounce that?

Kandi: What?

Duo: "~-~"

Kandi: You just did it.

Duo: Why you!...
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Okay! So, um, after a while Duo gets quite bored because he hadn't found any of his suitors attractive. Oh sure there's Hilde but we'll consider she's a "yuri" in this fic.

~-~Duo: And I only consider her a friend! That's all! I swear!

Lynn-chan: Wait, don't tell me! Yuri means, let me see, lesbian?

Kandi: *nod* Yup. You know Lynn-chan, you are getting smarter and smarter since you've been my muse.

Lynn-chan: Yup! And I made fast progress! After all I've been your muse for, like, two days.

Kandi: *sweatdrop* And that's a good thing.~-~

So Duo moved to a forest where nobody knows about (actually they do have knowlodge about it. Only they don't know Duo's there). Now Duo has plenty of time of his own go outside picking flowers or just watching sunset. He go out everyday into the forest and drink from the creek (Duo: Er, isn't it a little dirty and old fashioned? I mean I do live in SPACE.)(Kandi: What do you expect? This is AU so it's like the plot is setting in a old time.)(Duo: If you wanna write more AUs, count me out. Dirty water isn't healthy, It'll bad to my health!) or terrioizing(Duo: *raise an eyebow*) I mean playing with birds and animals with the long braid of his and the innocent indigo eyes of his. He never realise that there's always a pair of beautiful-but-so-cold cobalt blue eyes watching him everyday and night.

~-~Duo: Heero no Hentai!

Heero: Lair! I don't watch him at night!

Kandi: Sure sure! Okay watching him everytime. Better Duo?

Duo: So Much!~-~

A smile would crept up the creatures face whenever his (I wonder how it become his) braided-baka-with-long-wavy-brown-cheastnut-colored-hair-and-pretty-large-innocent-indigo-eyes Duo did something funny like getting triped into the creek while drinking from it by his own hair when he's bending down or when he's fighting over his precious hair with a certain tree branch or so on and on. You know Duo like to do those weird things.

~-~Duo: What an insult!

Heero: Admit it! It's true!

Kandi: *sheepishly* gomen Duo...

Heero: No! I mean it's true that Duo like to do werid things!

Lynn-chan: Why Heero you are so out of character today!~-~

One day Duo was watching a 30 inch TV (a gift from a knight in shiny but ugly armor made from cheap copper on a poor white horse which has only three legs) because the home theatre from Christina Aguilera[1] is broken.

~-~Duo: I thought we are setting in a really old time plot!

Kandi: How dare you question the writer?

Duo: I thought she's (Christina Aguilera) dating her dancer.

Kandi: I know. It's called a "Love Affair" you dumb ass!

Duo: Dumb Ass, huh? *thinks for a minute*

Kandi: Wow Duo you are being quite!

Duo: *start rapping* Yeah American Bad Ass, say Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!......[2]

Kandi: *squeaked* Oh my gosh!

*scene switch: Duo is the leader of a motorcycle gang. They are driving to a red light stopping beside a car where the girl sat inside showed him a mini-deathscythe figure (finger)[3]*

Duo: *still rapping* Hey, hey, hey, hey.....ahh! for shinigami-sakes, don't make me do that! *innocent*

Kandi: Well you started!

Duo: Well.....On with the story already!~-~

So where are we?

~-~Lynn-chan: You don't remember?

Kandi: I do remember! It's just a phrase!

Lynn-chan: Oh...~-~

Oh yeah, so Duo's watching muchmusic[4] "kid rock" on the creappy TV set when the whole TV set shuted down itself. "Ohhhh crapppp!" Duo screamed, pacing back and forth.

~-~Kandi: Wha! Note to self Duo, never live in a forest 'cause your electronic problem is just not right there!~-~

"Bull *beep*! *beep* *beep*! Go to hell you *beep*hole....!" Duo curses on top of his lungs. "*beep*! *beep* shit! What the Heck!..."And strated to curse every dirty word he know. Then he started to hit and bang on the TV set furiously causing the whole thing to break just like the last one. "Fine! Then I'll listen to my CDs! You freaking TV!..."

~-~Duo:Hey I thought I'm the innocent puppy!

Kandi: Well you are. Just keep reading.

Lynn-chan: *smack Kandi with I-stick* How is he suppose the read on if you didn't type the rest of the story down? Hurry and go typing! *smacked again*

Kandi: Ouch...Yes Muse! Right Away!...Itaiii!~-~

"...you freaking TV! Stupid lazy no-working TV.....ano....Where are my Two-Mix CDs [5]?"

"Duo! Snap out of it! You are having a zero flash back!" Quatr's worried voice entered Duo's mind.

~-~Lynn-chan: Duo have a 'zero' side?

Heero: How dare you mess with Zero with telling me!

Duo: i didn't! It's a killer machine I tell ya! i would never even touch it! 'though i think shinigami likes it....

DeathScythe: No I don't!

Lynn-chan: Kandi-chan! Just what the hell is that!

Kandi: ..er.. talking gundam?

Heero: how come my wing zero doesn't talk?

Zero: Here I am Heee~ro!

Heero: Take it away! Relena's in it!

Relena: No I am not! I'm right here! *standing on a cliff*

Kandi: cut CUT! This is my fic and I wanna finish it! Get Out until I tell you to come in act!

All: Ahh! Zero flash back!

Kandi: *confused*..huh...?~-~

"Q? Where di' ya come from?" Duo looked around and saw Quatre sitting on the sofa.

Quatre blushed a little and said "Oh you don't want to know."

Duo blinked, and replied curiously "Oh yes I wanna know!"

"No you don't!" Quatre said

"Yes I do!" Duo give Quatre puppy eyes.

Quatre - give Duo bigger puppy eyes and said "No you don't wanna know."

Duo - *see above*

Quatre - *see above*

20 minutes of agruing finally stopped because eventually they got tired of saying the same thing over and over again for 20 minutes. Instead there's a "Puppy Eyes" (TM) Contest going on.

Duo - big puppy eyes

Quatre - large puppy eyes

Duo - bigger puppy eyes

Quatre - largger puppy eyes

Duo - open mouth trying to get bigger puppy eyes

Quatre - try no to snicker while facing a "huge-mouthed-and-big-puppy-eyes Duo TM who looking like a girl putting a mascara on". (Duo: why I never!)

Duo - sees his oppertunity, make funnier faces

Quatre - face go red

Duo - stick out tongue

Quatre - face turn blue from stopping breathing

Duo - rolls his eyes, screath his ears...

Quatre - clamps both hands over mouth

Duo - can't take it anymore, finally leaping

~-~lynn-chan: Owww! Tro-chan's gonna give Duo a hard time for sure!

Kandi: Is not what you think!~-~

on Quatre and tried to tickle him.

~-~Kandi: See? Is not that!

Lynn-chan: No.~-~

Quatre: Bawahahahahahahahaaaha (brust out laughing)

"Q-man, you laughed! I mean, you blinked! Now tell me! I really wanna know!" Duo pleaded, batting his eyelashs.

~-~Heero: Duo no baka how dare you bat your eyelash at Quatre?

Duo: Sorry Heero. It's in the script.~-~

"Haha...no..wa..you..don't..ha...wanna.." Quatre manage to say something before passed out of laughing to hard.

"Sorry man, don't know you are that tickish!" Duo kinda apologies.

"He's alright. He's sometimes like that when we..un..are..doing..our...things.." A claim voice answered him.

"Whoa?!?!" Duo turned and saw Trowa standing against a wall. "Where did you come from!?!?"

"Same place as Quatre." His one visible cheek blushed (HAHAHAHA) very little. "Now Duo I gotta carry Quatre back. Want to help me out?"

"Um, sure man! But I need to know where to! " /and hopefully I wil get to see where he come from/, Duo thought.

"Quatre didn't tell you?" Trowas seemed surprised.

"Well not really. You see, we kinda had this contest and he kinda lost so he is suppose to tell me where he come from but he passed out right before you come which is all why you seems to be here because he passed out but I think you should tell me first and...." Duo started.

"Okay okay Duo!" Trowa was getting slightly annoyed. After all he only want to got his koi back to where he was and continue what they had...lefted doing.

TBC (CLIFFHANGER!!!)

preview of next act:

1.

Duo: lookie the lion! *turn kawaii duo-lion* The lion sleeps tonight the liooon sleeeps tonniittee! Heee~roo! I said the Lion SLEEEPPS TONITEEE!
Kandi: Got back in the fic! *hit Duo with I-stick*
Duo: ITTTAAAAIIIII HEERO COME SAVE ME!
Lynn-chan: Ah! I was looking for that! *grabs I-stick*..*notic it's borken into two* Injustice! Being your muse is not enough, I have to spend all my moneys from my chibi-wu-chan piggie bank to buy all those damed I-sticks!

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After all the character/acter went to rest, Lynn-chan and Kandi had a little agrument over this chapter.

[1] - Lynn-chan: Christina? Christina Aguilera? As in "Come on over, come on over baby" Christina Aguilera?

Kandi: You could find another one?

Lynn-chan: What the hell are you thinking? Christina Aguilera! What a joke!

Kandi: I could write something far more worse you know?

Lynn-chan: Like what?

Kandi: *start singing* Hit Me Baby One More Time [on the ass]!!!!!

Lynn-chan: *run out screaming* AHHHHHH!

[2]-Kandi: I do not own this song. This song's performed by a rapper called "Kid Rock" called "American Bad Ass" in North America. This song is owned by some people exreamly rich in the music department which means I don't know any of them.

[3]-Lynn-chan: *returned* You are so freaky!

Kandi: What did I do?

Lynn-chan: Mini Scythe? MINI SCYTHE?

Kandi: Well is better than the "spirit" finger!

Lynn-chan: Ahum, allow me to explain. In the video of "American Bad Ass" the girl show Kid Rock "The Finger" (middle figure) which meant *cough* "Fuck You".

Kandi: *piped in* Heero had treaten me to edit that part so the girl won't 'fuck' Duo and he's the only one who would.

Lynn-chan: *sweatdrop*

[4]-Lynn-chan: MuchMusic! They have MuchMusic in the forest?

Kandi: Chill Lynn-chan is only a fic!

[5]-Lynn-chan: Who the hell is Two-Mix?

Kandi: Waaaa! I won't let you insult my facourite J-Pop group like that!

Lynn-chan: What's J-Pop?

Kandi: *sweatdrop*

Lynn-chan: *facefault* Do you have to sweatdrop at everything I say?

Kandi: But! But you don't know what J-Pop is?

Lynn-chan: Easy! It's J-Pop, so it have to be Japanese Pop Music!

Kandi: *cheers* She scores!

Lynn-chan: But who's Two-Mix?

Kandi: Only the coolest group in Japan! Just Communication is their song!

Lynn-chan: Really? Oh my gosh! I love them!

Kandi: Ne, what's your favourite song by them?

Lynn-chan: No Clue!! *jumping up and dowm* I just love every song!

Kandi: *jump up and down too* Me too! I just love Last Impression and Rhythm Emotion Remix!

Lynn-chan: Gomen, I've only heard Just Communication and Rhythm Emotion when Heero is in Epyon in the Sanc Kingdom fighting while Relena is captured by OZ. *face light up* But I am planing to download White Reflection!

Kandi: I love that song! I love the Remix better though.

...*so they go on and on until the actors returned*...

All: Music freaks.
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