Duo and the Wolf

Act I

Alright, let's try this again. Won't be long, I promise you.

Duo and the Wolf whose name is Hee- oops not suppose to say it until second act. (~.^)

Kandi: This is what happens when I got bored. I wanna write a AU because I love AU fics, especially those fairy kind. Anyway I find some the the web but it's not enough so I started my own. I wanted it to be a clean fic but my mind is so twisted after all the other yaoi fics so it's kinda ended up like a PWP (offstage). I don't know if I am trying to be funny and nasty or not in this fic becuase I usually don't write those things (once my mom nearly caught me! God above saved me!) but I always have ideas like this. (Let's just keep this a secret between you and me, 'k?)

I know this is boring but READ THIS PART! I saw a Doujinshi which contain Heero as a wolf and Duo as the 'Little' Red Riding Hood. I know this has nothing to do with that but that Doujinshi is halirious! I recommand you read it! I forget the address but you could access it from D H M L (Duo Heero Mailing List) and choose the link "Linking". It's in a site called "Doujinshi DHML Members ONLY" but don't worry 'cause I am not a member and I got in it. The Duojinshi is called 100% Duo Ga Suki or something like that. I recommand you read it. It's so funny! Doctor J try to hit on Duo, Wufei dressed as a chicken and Trowa dressed as a... I will not give more hints because I want you to read it yourself. It's not in English but you could understand form the pictures. I never knew that J and G are a couple. The puicture above is taken from the Doujinshi (of couse I edited it myself). Read it read it read it!

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Duo: Wha? Another FIC?!?

Kandi: DUO! Well since I'm nice I won't tell you to shut up

Duo: Sure, niiiiiiiccceeee. When am I stuck with all ya writers anyway?

Kandi: Um, you come here youself?

Duo: And why would I?

Kandi: Because there's 1x2?

Duo: Oh yeah....Anyway, ANOTHER FIC?

Kandi: Duo! This is my FIRST fanfic about anything EVER!

Duo: And you choose to write 1x2?

Kandi: Yup!

Duo: Lemon?

Kandi: Er, I'll try?

Duo: HEE-CHAN TORTURE?

Kandi: Um..if I feel like it?

Duo: Yeah yeah YEAH!!!! *V sign* V^^

Kandi: *sweatdrop*..*murmur to self*This is like a PWP!

*other pilots begin to gather around wondering what's so YEAH about. DO remember this is a fic*

Duo: *Jumps up and down with joy, the braid couldn't keep up so it end up keep slapping Duo's butt*

Kandi: *snickers*

Wufei: MAXWELL! *nosebleed* T...tissue..TISSUE!

Quatre searched for 10 minutes before returning handing a box of Kleenex to Wufei while blushing

Wufei: *stuffed about the whole box to his nose*What took you so DAMN LONG!

Quatre: *close to tears*You used it all up last time when Duo sat on Heero's lap!*start crying*

Trowa: *showing no face while Duo jumped*..*glared at Wufei*..*hugs Quatre protactively* It's not your fault

Heero: *snorted*Baka

Duo: What are you waiting for? Start the fic already!

Kandi: O.O
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Kandi: First I gotta say the the G-boys aren't mine.....

G-boys: *look up and mouthed 'thankyou'*

Quatre: What a pity! *mouthed 'not'*

Kandi: But I tried many times however. I'v treathen them, pleade them, give them candies (Duo: Yeah! v^^), or tell them if they are mine they will have lemons all the time in my fics. But they all remain loyally to their right owners (except Duo) like Sunrise or some stupid name I couldn't remember..

Wufei: That's because you are stupid, ONNA!

Kandi: Am Not!

Wufei: Are Too!

Kandi: AM NOT!!

Wufei: ARE TOO!

Kandi: *see above*

Wufei: *see above*

Duo: *getting annoyed* What the hell the fic hasn't started yet? I can' t wait any longer!

Heero: Duo have passionate. (that's about all the OOCs in this fic. Very tiny part)

Duo: Damn it! HEEEEEEE-CHAN! Come here! I've got a surprise for you waiting in the closet!

Heero: *look interested*..*grab Duo by the braid*..*rush to the closet*

*rather strange noise are coming from the closet*

*Wufei had stopped argue at this point because he find the writer irritating like Duo and it's pointless to argue with someone like Duo, especially a onna, not mentioning a baka one.*

*Kandi had stopped to argue simply because she fellow Duo and Heero to the closet try to get a earful.*

Wufei: *massive nose bleed*..

Quatre: *hand the tissue to Wufei before he ask for them*

Wufei: *looked confused while stuffing tissues*

Quatre: We understand you Wufei. That's why we brought a bunch of them for you *pointing to the Kleenex*. Trowa and I each kept one close by incase something like this happens. And of course it always does.

Trowa: *nod*

Wufei: Thanks. At least some of us are honorable.

*closet door opens bumping Kandi on the head*..*Duo poped his head out*..*Duo tried to take the green tank-top of his shoulder*

Duo: I heard that Wu-man! Wait till I get my hands on you! You are going down! Nobody make fun of SHINIGAMIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Kandi: mmmnnnnnn (can't speak because getting hit on the head)*passed out*

Heero: *mumbled something in the closet*

Duo: Oops sorry Heero-chan! Hey Wu-man! I can't get my hands on you now because Hee-chan wants them to stay where they are now.. and you can relate! C ya guys after, 'kay? Don't forget to call me when the fic start, I wanna make some comment!......Ack! *grabbed by the braid back to the closet by Heero*

Heero: Hn. You talk too much. You could do something else useful with that mouth of yours.

*Heero's hands grabbed the handle and shut the closet door completely*

*noises could be heard from the closet 'hee..hee..HEERO!'...*

Wufei: *MASSIVE and I say MASSIVE nosebleed*..*passed out due to the amount of blood lost*

Quatre: *look worried*..*had to choose where to go between a) where Trowa is staying b) where Wufei is lying on the floor passed out and c) Where Kandi is lying with a super bump on her head* I'll choose Kandi since she's the writer and maybe I can get a lemon of 3x4. Can I Trowa?

Trowa: *excitement flashed in one visible eye*..*nods*..sure you can Angel

Quatre: *rushed to Kandi's side*..*start crying*..It's all my fault! I am responsible for al this! Waaaa!

Kandi: *wake up due to the crying*..continue the..disclaimer!

Quatre: *stop crying* O..okay..*cough try to get everyone's attention from listening to what's going on in the closet* She says she doesn't have any money, so don't sue, damn she doesn't even own her watch...Um, Trowa dear, I was wondering if we should donate some money. I mean she doesn't even own her watch.

Trowa: It's called "fake so nobody will sue me" act. Really Quatre, you should know that by now.

Quatre: Oh, well, okay. Continue on, so if you do sue her you will only be wasting your money trying to get a lawyer unless you got one free like your family laywer which is like the one I have...

Trowa: It is done yet? *eyeing Quatre*..*getting hard 'cause the noises Duo and Heero are making*

Quatre: No, there's a bun..*seeing Trowa getting horny, now this doesn't happen everyday!* Yes Trowa! I'm very done! Maybe if you like I will read it to you again in our bedroom!

Trowa: *runoff with Quatre*
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*an hour later*

Kandi: *wakes up*What? Where's everybody? *noticing there's a bump on her head*Oh, I must passed out. Anyway I don't think Quatre finish the disclaimers & warnings, 'cause I remembering him and Trowa runoff. Now I will finish the rest of disclaimers. I need a muse!

*suddenly a stage pops up*..*Kandi walks to the middle*..*talks the mike*
*cough cough*..so don't sue me 'cause I already says the the G boys don't belong to me and I don't made a profit out of this unless some very nice person donated some. *hint hint Quatre!* Anyway now with the warnings. I now this is annoying but just bear with me, 'k? I'll try to make it short

Duo: *pop out from nowhere* sure just like the last two.

Kandi: Where did you come from? *narrow eye* Oh well the warning are: lemon? lime? AU for sure. Mild Langauge, fairytale, Relena as a witch (so Relena fans don't read!!), magic? incomplete? yaoi for sure. shouen ai (or whatever they are called)? bed scene? Heero tourtre (demand by Duo)? Duo tourtre (demand by Heero)? 3x4 lemon (demanded by both Q and T)? and the rest of the group tourtre? huh huh huh?

Wufei: Stupid onna don't know what she's talking about! what's with the "huhs" and "?'s?

Duo: I think it's cute!

Kandi: Thanks!

Duo: Just like me!

Kandi: Sweatdrop

Okay on with the fic
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Kandi: whoa that's short!
Duo: Shut up and on with the fic!

Once upon a time when there's Gundams lived a little happy gundam pilot named Duo. He's so happy that infact nobody could be more happy then he is. He is ought to be a boy but the god that time are sorta a mental and that's exactly why he give Duo a long long braidful of chestnut brown wavy hair and big innocent, pretty, large, also maniacly indigo colored eyes that looke like a girl's. He also have a charming-silly-but-oh-so-cute grin that nobody could stand his charm, not even guys (Duo: Yup yup! *nods excitely* You got that right baby! *sexy grin*)

Anyway so soon when you-see-he-is-oh-so-charming-and-he's-15-so-I'll-become-his-koi time his doorstep is crowded with people/suitors including boys and girls from 14-30 or so on with big expenisve gifts for him. He galdly accepts (Duo: Well duh! What do you think I'm gonna throw them all out? Now that's stupid. No wait, Yuy would probably do that because he would have thought that there would be a bomb inside them.) the gifts but right now his only really close friends are:

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Ahum, I say and his only really close friends are!
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Duo! Got up there, and bring me the profile!
..*Duo had run out from random closet, grabbed a book, throw it at Kandi, and run back*
*Kandi unfolded the book, which become a quite large stage with some row of seats in front of it. The pilots all took their seat. Suddenly there's a slide player thinging.*

Pilot 03: Trowa Barton, the silent clown
A tall skinny person made, no, flipped his way to the stage from a front row seat. Quatre clapped loudy once more. The person bowed and coughed before speak.
"..."

(Kandi: Quick! Where are the lights?)

(Duo: You didn't assign a person to do it.)

(Kandi: I need a muse! *starts singing* I need a M-U-S-E!!!!!)

(Duo: Very nice)

(Kandi: Thankyou)[1]

(Quatre: I think it's Trowa's turn, if you don't mind.)

(Kandi: Oh, of course not. *stumbbled backstage to turn on the spotlights)
-BANG!-

Now we can see the person have a uni-bang covering half of him face. He appears to be a brunnette from distance, but if you look close enough, you may found him as a red head.

--(self description)--I don't have a name. But you may call me Trowa Barton or "no name". Please don't call me clown. Of curse I prefer Trowa because that's what Quatre calls me.

Trowa flipped down to the front row seat. Quatre clapped once more, other sweatdrops.
(Duo: Hey Tro-man's being talktive in this fic! More than 2 sentences! World Record! But OOC!)

----Next!----

Pilot 04: Quatre Rebaber Winner

A blonde (it's Quatre, for all you fans who thought it's Relena.) made his way to the stage. He's wearing a pink

(Relena: Cutee! Pink!)

(Kandi: Where did you come form?)

(Relena: I thought you need me.)

(Kandi: Not until the second or third sence.)

(Relena: Ohh... So, am I a princess or a fairy with falls in love with Hee.....)

(Kandi: *clamps Relena's mouth* You are not suppose to say that name!)

(Relena: *removed Kandi's hand with disgusted exprinsion on her face* of corse, fall in love with..um..my love?)

(Kandi: No. you are the witch.)

(Relena: The WITCH!!!!!! Who do you think you are? How dare you do this to the queen of the world?!)

(Kandi: *sighs of Relena's stupidness* I'm the writer.)

(Relena: Oh.. Why am I the witch! I am so much perttier than the witch!)

(Kandi: You are the only one who look like a witch. Anyway now get out. Go, go to Dorothy.)

(Relena: I'm not lesbian.)

(Kandi: I'm aware of that.)

(Relena: Finally! Someone who understands besides Dorothy! *throw her hands in the air* Thankyou!)

(Kandi: Relena you better leave or I'll be pissed. I might write a yuri if you don't leave this minute!)

(Relena: *stummbled off stage* Only Dorothy could understand me. Dorothy, I am coming to you!)

(Kandi: Looks like I don't need to waste my time on the yuri, we already have one.)

(Quatre: *cuts in* May I start on my describtion?)

(Kandi: Wait until I finish.)

anyway, he's wearing a pink shirt and a purple vest. He's big blue eyes are shimmering with excitement.

--(self description)--Hi! My name is Quatre Raberba Winner! You may call me Quatre! My gundam is Gundam 04 Sandrock! What a cool name! My friend includes Duo, Trowa, Wufei, and someone else I'm not suppose to tell! *sunny smile* Trowa is really cool! He is such a nice friend! He is also my koi! We really like to do "activities" in bed....

(Kandi: That's enought Quatre!)

-----Next!----

Pilot 05: Wufei Chang

Wufei: Why am I last onna?

Kandi: Deal with it, you are 05, that's why

Wufei: *Gotting excited* Does 06 come after this? Do we have free time after introduction? Huh huh huh?

Kandi:..*facefaults*..Shut up Wufei

A short figure made his way to the center and mind you, the VERY center of the stage. He has black hair that clutched to the back of him head in a little ponytail. He's wearing very traditional Chinese clothing.

--(self description)--That's Chang Wufei to all you stupid bakas out there who don't know the Chinese honor of names! Anyway I hate Duo Maxwell he is annoying! I tell you annoying! Can you believe it he took pictures secretly when I'm, no, Zechs, Trieze and I are doing, um, nevermind, when we are busy?!

Duo: It's called a "Kodac Moment"!

Wufei: No it's not!

Kandi: Woohoo a three-some!

Wufei: What's it to you onna?

Kandi: I wanna write a three-some! No a five-some! Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei and Hee..Oops not suppose to say that..somebody will do it togother!

Amy-chan: *disgusted*You got a twisted mind! *passed out*

Kandi: What are you doing here?

Amy-chan: *recovered* I thought you need a muse.

Kandi: But this is a YAOI fic, Amy-chan, which means 1+2, and Relena bashing.

Amy-chan: Really? *looks around* Oh then nevermind. But remember to call me when you are writing a yaoi fic without Relena bashing and 1+R! Yaoi is just not right!

Duo: I think it's never that she'll write a non-yaoi fic.

Kandi: *confused* How do you know?

Duo: I knew you are a hentai and what's more fun than lemons of yaois? Anyways don't get me wrong 'cause I like them too. /excpet they hurt like hell first time, and Heero is too hard on me/

Kandi: Ahh, a man after my own heart.

*Wufei continue on*
Ahum, anyway I am only charmed by long blondes (namely Zechs) and weird hairdo burnette (namely Treize). I refuse to tell you anymore about myself. Becuase it's injustice.

--end profile--
*the stage dissappears*

And last but not least there's Shinigami-baby-shake-your-ass-ahem-I-mean-shake-your-scythe, Duo's old pally, Deathscythe!!! Other Duo-likers are very jealous of him 'cause he's with Duo 24/7. Only they forget there's love between boy + girl, which has none is this story, and love like yaoi, which is plenty in this story, and yuri, I'm not even gonna go there. (Duo: Relena and ... *blush blush* BUT NOT MY HEERO!)but there's no love between a pilot and a gundam. (Duo: regular is okay like me and my pal DS, but not that kinda you hentai! That kind is me and HEE~nevermind.)(Someone whose name isn't suppose to say until second act but heck I think I already let it slip: Someone called me?)(Duo: No, go back to your closet!)

Infact Duo is so popular right now the mayor of the city has asked Duo to move there so their tourism will increase by 75% (25% seeking Duo as their boy friend, 25% seeking him as a yaoi boyfriend, 25% has come to see if he's really a boy or not but end up like the 50% above. The only 25% who hasn't come are left apparenly they are yuri..)
Duo: Ewww!

Kandi: What! You are yaoi too!

Duo: But that's different! Think me + Hee-chan, cute, ne? Think Relena and, em, say, Dorothy, it's totally disgusting! Gee, I wonder how they enjoy eachother! I mean they don't have a you-know-what to do you-know-what-you-do-with-your-mouth and you-know-what-you-do-in-a-(cough)lemon-fic..

Kandi: You Hentai!!

Duo: *shruggs* just wondering

Kandi: You!..really wanna know?

Duo: *sweatdrop* look just drop the case

Kandi: You know, I was just wondering if I should put a yuri lemon part in this or..

Duo: Don't you dare! I will beat you up with my Shinigami-baby..oops, cross that, Shinigami and you are going down! I'm death ahahahaha!..

Kandi: *sweatdrop* look do you want a lemon or not?

Duo: HENTAI NO!!! Wait, if it's me and Yuy I'll take it...

Kandi: ..o.0..

Duo: But NO yuri!

Kandi: ..okay..you and your koi! There's so many lemon fics 'bout you two! But I admit I like it though..

Duo: *puppy eyes* so you will put me and Hee-..nevermind together?

Kandi: I think so..

Duo: Make it really long! I wanna go be on top first and then I could ride Hee..him and..

Kandi: Okay I'll make it long..

Duo: and tourtre him! Make him give me a blowjob afterward and..

Kandi: YOU HENTAI!..

Duo: I was gonna say thanks but I decide not to.

Kandi: Ohh, I though you want more

Duo: Will there be toys?

Kandi: NO!!!

Duo: Okay fine I wanna the lube to be bubblegum fav ! And don't make him "come" too fast or it'll ruin the game!

Kandi: Okay.. But Duo aren't you a little bossy? I mean what about his ideas? Speaking of 'him', where is him anyways?

Duo: *proud look* I locked him in random closet when I come out to make comments. So in case if he eavedrop he won't!

Kandi: And why wouldn't he?

Duo: Duh! Because he's locked up! *grins maniacly*

Kandi: Oh yeah, I forget..*decide quickly* I need a muse! *jumps out of the screen*..*moments later coming back in dragging a brunette after her*

Lynn-chan: Itai, itai, itai! Just what the hell do you think you are doing!

Kandi: I need a muse!

Lynn-chan: Why me! I don't even know what's a muse! *lookings around* What is this place anyways? Oi OI! It's that you Duo Maxwell pilot 02 who control the wicked cool gundam Deathscythe and Deathscythe Hell with the cool beam scythe and...

Duo: That's me baby!

Lynn-chan: So where's Wufei?

Duo: Ummm..

Kandi: Ummm...

Lynn-chan: What?! Are you telling me you forget to put Wu-chan in this fic? Shame on you!

Kandi: I..forget..

Lynn-chan: Well in that case I will not only be your muse, I will also be your watcher!

Kandi: *raise an eyebow* Pard me?

Lynn-chan: Watcher watcher watcher! I will watch you every minute to make sure you put Wufei in this fic! Ah, this will be great help! *dissappears*

Duo: What was that all about?

Kandi: Oh I need a muse. I keep forgetting things.

Duo: okay..OH oh oh!

Kandi: What are you excited about?

Duo: I just thought of handcuffs! They are greatly needed!

Kandi: *raise another eyebow* What?

Duo: I will cuff him to something when I torture him so he won't kill me that moment!

(Hidden "him" with a Ladar in his ear: Ha I will make sure that baka's cuffed first!)

Duo: And creams!..ummm..I'm hungry!

Kandi: *sweatdrop* you change topic pretty fast.

Duo: Anyway make me the innocent puppy!

Kandi: ..o.0...

Duo: Sorry to inturruped you could continued on the fic

Kandi: um, thanks

Duo: No prob! Just don't forget the stuffs! Where's Lynn-chan?

Lynn-chan: *pops from nowhere* Right here! And look what I 've got! *raised hand to show off a really thick stick*

Kandi: What's that?

Lynn-chan: It's an 'inspiration stick'! This will punish you when you do something wrong! For example....*hit's Kandi's head*

Kandi: Ouch! What was that all about?!?

Duo: Ahaha! Anyway Lynn-chan could I ask you something? *gives puppy eyes*

Lynn-chan: *proudly* sure why not?

Duo: *takes a list out of nowhere* This is a list of things I need. Make sure Kandi don't forget them!

Kandi: I won't! I'm not stupid!

Lynn-chan and Duo: Yes you are!

Kandi: Fine fine whatever. Anyway if I DID forget there's Lynn-chan. (*mouthed 'with that big stick up her ass' after*)

Lynn-chan: *narrow eyes* What was that?

Kandi: Err nothing. Duo now go.

Duo: Okay ja ne! *jumps off happily and run to random closet where the "him" is locked up.*

(soon strange noises are coming from the closet where they are 'locked up' such as Ahhhh or Ohhh or Heee~nevermind! or Duuuo! and so on)

Lynn-chan: You didn't tell me this is a lemon fic!

Kandi: It's not just lemon, it's yaoi as well.

Lynn-chan: *looked confused* What's yaoi?

Kandi: You don't know what yaoi is? Where on earth are you for the last few YEARS?

Lynn-chan: Oh what ever. Let's see the list:

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Below is Duo's messy writing:
List for my Hee-chan and me in our lemon sence
*- This is brought by Kandi since me and my koi are too busy -*
-edible undies
-bubblegum fav lub
-1 set of handcuffs
-another set of handcuffs (if Hee-chan broke the first one. 95% possibility)
-creams (ahhhhh....)
-cheeries (depends on if Kandi ate it all before she give to me or not)
-silk thong (very very needed, my size)
-anything else you think would help
Agirato (hell, why am I using this Japanese crap?)
Anyway thanks.
P.S. Make it good.
-Duo
P.S. a wink
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Lynn-chan: *turns root red* What the hell is this? We are talking about GAYS here Kandi-chan! Where in the colonies did you get such a twisted idea?

Kandi: um, earth? And please, gay is such a unnice word. Use yaoi instead. Anyway so now you know, you still wanna be my muse?

Lynn-chan: *nods* oh well since I already promise to be your muse than I'll keep my word.

Kandi: Actually you just wanna see Wufei, ne?

Lynn-chan: Yeah Right! Whatever!

Kandi: Yeah whatever you say.

~first act owari~ (not quite..)
TBC

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Duo: That was IT?!?

Kandi: Yeah I didn't get time to write more

Heero: Hn?

Kandi: Hn 'Hn'?

Duo: Stupid baka. He meant 'How come I am never mentioned here?'.

Kandi: Duo you are so much help!

Lynn-chan: *fake Kandi's voise* Duo you are so much help! Without you I'll die!

Duo: *grins* I have this babe to thank to! *flash a thick book*

Kandi: What's that?

Duo hold up the book so everybody could see the heading. It read "Duo-chan's Hee-chan to English", below in small words write the sub-heading "Special Edition with a cute picture of Hee-chan's butt inside".

Everyone else :*sweatdrop*

Heero: Duo! Omea O Korosu!

Duo: Haha Heero you never knew I take that picture! You were to busy studying my ass!

Heero: *leap on Duo, and began to stangle him with his braid*

Duo: H..help..!....

Lynn-chan: *wave I-stick* Quite it quite it! Heero you were never mentioned before becuase you come in second act.

Heero: Hn?

Kandi and Lynn-chan: Translating Duo!

Duo: Hee-chan please get off me? *puppy eyes*.

Heero: Hn baka.

Duo: Aah, letta me see *flip the pages of the dictionary*. There! He asked 'then why are you mentioning me here?'.

Kandi:..Er... How dare you question the writer!

Quatre and Trowa had comed back from the break.

Quatre: Oh that was great! What a great fanfic!

Duo: Quatre are you sure you are okay?

Trowa: *hugs Quatre* Little one you must be sick. Let's go to my bedroom and take care of 'business'.

Lynn-chan: Alright everybody, let's go rest and get ready for the next act!

Kandi: I'm so not doing the disclaimers agian!

Duo: *nods* uh-huh

Heero: Hn. I want to be in the fic.

Everyone: *jaw fall on the floor* He talked! THE Heero Yuy talked!

When Heero didn't get any responds from anybody, he repeated.

Heero: Hn. I want to be in the fic.

Duo: *flash a smile* With me!

Lynn-chan: *holds out inspiration stick* You'll get your turn.

Wufei: *pop out* I thought you could only hit the writers

Lynn-chan: Wu-chan!!!! *throw the stick away* Wu-wu-wu-wu-WU-CHAN!

Wufei: Ahh! Get this onna away from me!

Duo: *starts laughing*

Heero: *whinning* I want be in the fic. I NEED to be in the fic. I have to make sure that I AM the MAIN character.

Quatre in Trowa's room: HARDER HARDER FASTER!!!!! YEAH THAT'S IT!YESS YESS YESS TROWA!

Kandi: *looks at the scene before her eyes*..*sighs* I've got a wild crowd.
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TBC

Duo:.. Duo's Comments
Wufei:....Wufei's Comments
Quatre:..Quatre's Comments
Relena:...Relean's Comments
Kandi:....My Comments! Well it's not really comments since I wrote the fic
Amy-chan: My friend who is a total yaoi-hater. Wooho for her! (Amy-chan: Yeah no yaoi! v^^)(sweatdrop)
Lynn-chan: My very very DragonBallZ-lover friend. I introduced her to Gundam Wing and right now she likes Wufei. She doesn't like yaoi very much but she think Duo and Heero together are cute.

Lynn-chan: Wufei Rocks! *waves stick* He does, doesn't he?
Kandi: *nod nod* /but not as good as Duo/

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Lynn-chan: ???

Kandi: Gomen. When I'm writing that part my friend is watching the Lion King

Lynn-chan: ???

Kandi: What?

Lynn-chan: Why would one watch Lion King when there's Gundam Wing??

Kandi: She's not into that stuff. I tried to cover up the screen when I'm writing because she doesn't seem to like yaoi either.

Lynn-cahn: Your mom doesn't know you are writing this kind of stuff?

Kando: Um not really...
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Kandi: Is it funny? *nod nod* Well is it? Please I need comments or feedbacks or whatever! This is really my first fic and I have no idea what does any word means. Hell I don't even know what OCC means. Oh well I try to make this a funny fic but it might end up PWP.I hope I'm not dead when I finish this fic!

Lynn-chan: Let's just "hope"! *waves the stick*

Kandi: Um, bye! *runoff quickly* *run back one minute later* Forget to tell you, I need a beta reader.I'll see if I can find one among my friends. Lynn-chan doesn't feel like doing the beta reading because, well, honestly, she sucks. I honestly have no idea if any word is spelling wrong but if they are, please forgive me.

Lynn-chan: What the hell is she talking about? I do not suck at beta reading. I just, well, um, let me think.....Ah, I get it. I just like to spent time looking at Wufei and Trunks instead of doing the stupid beta-reading thinging. I do kiss dolls too.

Kandi: And they suck too.

Lynn-chan: Well you can't blame me if my first few dolls looks weird! Remember I can't draw very well but I still drawed the base doll of all my dolls!

Kandi: I wonder why I choose you for my muse. Anyway if you are my muse you are suppose to help with the beta reading too!

Lynn-chan: Got a calender! I am in HIGH SCHOOL!

Kandi: So?

Lynn-chan: I'm busy.

Kandi: Staring at Wufei and Trucks butt.

Lynn-chan: Shut up.