Anime Love

By: Priscilla Violet Regina

Disclaimer: I make references to a few certain bishonen from a few certain shows that really don’t belong to me...But that’s alright! Because guess what? That’s what this disclaimer is for! ~.ó Right, go ahead, sue...I have proof I said they aren’t mine right here!

Warnings: Guy bashing...(as in, REAL guys, not my beloved bishonen...)

R/R! A reviewed author is a happy author!

“Who needs real men when you have anime?” (Anonymous) I think this quote says it all. All of us addicted to Anime of some sort understand this...and believe it to be the truth. At least I do! My not so fortunate friends who have not experienced the Anime-world have had guy problems up the butt, and most of them are not that fun to deal with. But...

If you have Anime...

You don’t need real men! The Anime men are always there for you, as long as you have your DVD Box set of Tenchi Muyo! OVA and a computer filled with a certain braided baka’s pictures...they never leave without saying where they are going, or get caught with other women (or men ~.ó) and deny it, and they always look good! No matter where you see them! With Anime men, you don’t have to worry about when they’ll be home...if you are a fanfic writer, you can make them magically appear at home when you want them to be. Anime men will never leave you because they don’t get enough attention, because...

Well...

If you’ve seen these bishonen, you know they get attention. Anime men are perfect, and there are so many that even if one doesn’t suit your needs...guess what? There are more where that one came from! Sure, you could say that real guys are the same way, but Anime men are more secure.

And for those artists out there: Isn’t it easier to draw Anime men than real guys? I think so.

Anime men are more interesting, too. They always lead action filled lives, such as being a millionaire and having a crew of 40 Arabian dudes to fulfill your every wish, or having the secret power of a special planet called Jurai. Or being the strongest guy in the universe with the ability to dye his hair blonde whenever he wants, and it isn’t permanent!

Anime men don’t get jealous if you like another bishonen, either. Think about it. Are they gonna get mad if you have a picture of one of their buddies in the same folder as them on your computer dedicated to them? Ah...no.

Fanfic writers have it better with Anime men because they can change their lives at the drop of the hat to accommodate anyone, which is a plus, as always. Being a Fanfic writer also allows you the privileges of getting to know your Anime man better because you have to analyze him carefully, find all his weaknesses, and exploit them to create sympathy, or in many of a certain Perfect Soldier’s cases, anger.

There is, of course, one setback to having an Anime love. They aren’t really visible to parade around and show off as the hottest bishonen alive, now are they? There is a way to overcome that dilemma...

Have a computer?

Have a printer?

Have access to the internet?

There you go! Pictures for all!

So they aren’t material. Big deal! You don’t have to go on dates with them, they are already yours. And no one has to know about them. The less people who know about your Anime loves, the less chances of having them go mainstream.

And we all know what happens when something goes mainstream.

So don’t be ashamed of your Anime men, and remember...

You don’t need real men if you have your Anime!

-Owari

Author Notes:

Hmm...

Interesting, isn’t it?

Very...

Trowa: *nods and strokes his chin*

Me: *looks to the jade-eyed man* Tro-chan? When did you--

Duo: *proceeds to eat the cookie from my hand*

Me: Duo? Where did you come from?

Heero: Hn.

Me: Alright, where’s Q and Fei?

Said GW boys: *waving*

Me: *sighs, then glomps them all* Five for me none for you! Haha!