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Now for the Penguin

Caution...this fanfic makes fun
of Heero in every possible way...
any way you can think of that's even remotely funny to
people who like
him. It may cause your spleen to hurt, even so your
intestines might
explode with the uncontrollable laughter. So be warned
my friends, or
have the guts of cow...that's four guts. Or have the
lives of a cat
that's nine, unless you're Canadian, and that's
eternity in a cold
climate living in an igloo. By the way, I am Canadian so don't feel affended if I have hurt your feelings...*cough, cough* Would you like a sausage?Oh and this also has some stuff on Pheobe . She's a major character of mine. All rights reserved...I think.

Heero woke up one day and walked over to the bathroom. He smacked his face to keep him awake. He washed his hands and shaved his face. He jumped into the bath. Relena walked in and looked to Heero.
"Heero, what are you doing? You're still wearing your PJs!" Relena shouted.
"Quack, quack, quack!" Heero yelled.
Relena slowly felt the water, it was ice cold! Relena phoned the doctor.
"Doctor, I think Heero has done it again," Relena cried.
"What's wrong?" The doctor asked grabbing his glasses.
"He's mutated again," Relena sighed.
"Into what?" The doctor asked impatiently.
"Into what I believe as a Penguin," Relena replied.
"Quack, quack! QUAKKKKKKKK!!!!" Heero yelled.
"He's telling me to do something and I don't know what!" Relena screamed hysterically.
Heero jumped out of the bath and jumped on Relena.
"Now he's on me!" Relena cried.
"That's ok. He thinks you're his egg," The Doctor said.
"Ok? He's freezing!!" Relena cried.
"To him in his state the temperature is fine. His body is only adapting to the animal habitat," The Doctor explained.
"How is that fine? I'm not a penguin!"
"To him you are."
"Oh no."
"What's he doing now?"
"He's on his way to eating the fish."
"You have fish in your house?"
"The fish in the fridge, downstairs."
"You better catch him before he reaches those stairs!"
"Why?"
"Penguins waddle, he'd fall."
"Good idea."
Relena picked Heero up like a sack of potatoes.
"Quack! Quack! Quack!" Heero fussed.
"Hold on, Heero," Relena said and put him on the bottom stairs.
She went to the fridge and pulled out all the fish for him to eat. After his third whole fish Heero sat up and looked confused at Relena.
"It's okay," Relena said, "You were a Penguin."
"I was a what?" Heero asked putting a hand up to his ear, "Speak up sonny I can't hear you!"
THE END
"What?" Heero asks.
NEVER MIND!!