Duo: Anyone who sees me is going to have a long conversation on panty
hose!
Trowa: Guess who I saw at the mall yesturday?
Quatre: Who the goddam hell cares. Why can't you people just leave me
the hell alone?
Trowa: Guess *does monkey expresion*
Quatre:*frustrated* I don't know!
Trowa: Come on, guess *whines and pouts*
Quatre: God, I don't know damn it!
Wufei: I know *jumps out of his seat and trips over the leg of his
chair* It's Heero!!*snorts and lifts fake glasses*
Trowa: Right! Now guess this one....
Wufei: Anyone up for a game of twister?
Duo: Ack! I have a run in my panty hose!
Heero: Here let me fix that.
Heero: You're going to be late for school *licks tissue and starts
rubbing at Relena's face*
Trowa: *snickers* Hey guys, watch this. *runs over to Heero and snaps his pants*
Heero: *giggles and blushes* Oh you guys!
Quatre: I'm going to destroy Barney, once and for all.
Wufei: Hey, I'm Barney!
Quatre: No you idiot! You're Tubby Wubby!
Wufei: That's Tinky Winky to you!
Heero: *reading off a computer screen* To start press any key. *pauses to look around the computer* Where's the any key?
Trowa: *jumps in front of Duo who's wearing a black mask* Who are you?
Duo: *breathes through a mask* Trowa, I am your father.
Trowa: *talking to porceline pigs* Now frank. Why'd you do that. You
know Dan likes to be clean.
Trowa: Has anyone found my gold tooth?
Wufei: I'm not only the presedent of the hair club for men, I'm a
member!
Heero: *with a lisp*..and over here is our expensive earing collection
at the 50 dollar range. *models the object like Vana White from Wheel of Fortune*
Wufei: Aw! I broke a nail. Looks like we'll have to continue this
fight tomarrow, Barney!
Quatre: I love pain and torture! Come on, hit me, I dare ya!
Heero: Not the face, not the face!!
Quatre: Do you know why I hate you, Wufei?
Wufei: Why dearest?
Quatre: Because you think you're mister King s**t.
Duo: Someone peel Heero off the floor, he's passed out again!
Trowa: Ah ha-ha, chess! The ancient contest of wits!
Two opponenets: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look!
Magnets for ease of travel! You could play chess on the moon!
Heero: And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots
of fresh vegetables.
Heero: And that's just it, Doc -- my mind has always been my Achilles'
heel!
Trowa: And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean
all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and
crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!
Quatre: Deadly Bulb! I'm about to write you a reality check! Or would
you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?
Heero: Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's
up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero. To right
wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers
everywhere. And you don't fight destiny! No sir! And, you don't eat
crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy.
Quatre: Destiny, that finely-shaped engine of the universe with the warm
hands and the tasteful footwear, pushed Trowa, wings and all, into my
path. We were meant to be together, friends to the end. He has a
three-pound brain, and it's all smarts!
Wufei: Don't make me bite you in hard-to-reach places!
Heero: Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should
do it, ever!
Heero: Hey! You in the pumps! I say to you, "Stop being bad!"
Trowa: I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big
as the moon! As warm as bathwater! We are superheroes, men, we don't
have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walkin'!
We're watching the big picture, friend! We know the score! We are a
public service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Keep your
vulgar moneys! We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary.
Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?
Treize: I don't know the meaning of the word 'surrender'! I mean, I know
it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.
Trowa's doctor: I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli.
Heero: I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.
Heero: I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what
it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well, it's tingly and it's
uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and, oh, the job of it!
Zechs: I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad
gloves!
Lady Une: It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or
heavily-fried food.
Zechs: Let your journey into hugeness teach us all a lesson. Absolute
power is a sticky wicket. And, Noin, chum, you were the stickiest.
Don't you get it, good friend? Some of the best things come in small
packages. But large things can't! Unless they're inflatable, or
require some assembly, or unless they're hearts. Yes, giant, juicy,
loving hearts! As big as the moon, but much, much warmer!
Quatre: Oh, science... boring... interest... fading...
Wufei: Treize, there'll be no Justice of the Peace for you; just a big
piece of justice!
Wufei: Poppa's got a brand-new bag... of fish!
Zechs: Space aliens have neat stuff! Their space cookies are good, too!
Noin: That's it, Zechs, no more chicken tag for you!
Quatre *to Sandrock*: Thank you for teaching us all that love is thicker than most
bodily membranes. But not quite as sticky. And that a heart full of
love is better than a body full of people. Merrilly, the feet that
carried us on the heart's path today will be the feet that soak in
the steaming brew of happiness tomorrow.
Heero: The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks.
Heero *To Zechs and the white fang*: Wait a minute, you! I heard about
people like you! Are you
saying you don't believe in Santa Claus?! And you call yourselves
heroes?!
Trowa: Well, once again we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix.
Quatre: Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a
two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other
modern conveniences... But the other head of science is bad! Oh,
beware the other head of science, Trowa! It bites!
Duo: When a nice clean brain tumbles into the dirty street to lay
among the discarded wrappers and spat-out gum wads of wickedness, you
can't just pick it up and wash it off with soap and water; you have to
think it clean from the inside out!
Duo *to Zechs*: Whoa-oh! Surprise hug from Mr. Freaky-Big!
Quatre: Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!
Wufei: Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing!
Duo: Yes, my slimy friend, once again slime does not pay! You can't
just coat yourself with artificial mucous and slip through the long
fingers of the law. It's wrong and it's gross.
Heero: You know, Duo *smacks duo's ass*, it's really been quite a day.
On the outside,
Oh, sure, we were pursued by Swiss Industrial Spies, trapped in the
belly of a whale. But what really pursued us? Where were we really
trapped? C'mon, Duo! Get meta with me! What pursued us were our
own obsessions. I'm good, you're evil. I'm a life, you're death.
I'm a woman, you're a man. What does it all mean?! Nothing!
And where were we all trapped? I'll tell you where, Duo! In the
belly of Love -- Love, Chum, Love.
Trowa: You know, Quatre, when you spend two months riding around on a
really big man, you start to learn a few things about yourself. You
learn that it is a really great thing to stay on Earth and live in a
place that has no arms or legs of its own. And most importantly,
Quatre, you learn how to close your eyes and tell yourself that this
just isn't happening to me.
Heero: You know, though today was the worst day of my life, I learned
many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six
inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are
definitely not better than one. And finally, you can lay eggs and
still feel like a man.
Wufei: You know... I've heard the smarter you are, the more wrinkly
your brain. And your guys' brains must be the wrinkliest! Oh, sure,
ordinary Joes like me and Duo here, maybe our brains are a little
on the smooth side. But you don't have to be a genius to know that
evil is bad. And good isn't!
Noin: You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world!
Heero: You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or
Dorothy Catalonia. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil
is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the
nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!
Duo: I am through being on your side. I'm through being your pudgy
comic relief!
Heero: Duo, stop it. You know I'm my own comic relief.
Heero's Brain: Heero, this is your mind speaking.
Heero: Oh! Hello.
Heero's Brain: Sorry I haven't been around much lately but I'm easily
distracted by shiny objects.
Heero: You know, Duo, when evil is afoot, and you don't have any
arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead and you're
behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up,
you gotta be hip. You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some---
Duo: Heero, we get the idea.
Quatre: Quite frankly, that's why I was so glad to find this
great apartment. You'd be surprised how hard it is to get a place in
the city. Never mind that most folks are hesitant to rent to a
slime-based organism, much less one with intentions of taking over the
world...
Quatre's Sentient Tongue: And eating brains. Don't forget the
brains!
Wufei: Good *gosh*, man! Didn't you know it was against the laws of
nature? Clowns were never meant to be that -- big!
Trowa: I know that... now.
Wufei: This looks like a job for Captain Winkie! ...but I just
cant seem to get out of bed.
Zechs: *singing in the mirror* I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor he told me what to do he told me Ooo eee oo ah ah ching chang
walla walla bing bang, Ooo eee Ooo ah ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang!
Heero to Relena: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Zechs: All right, that's it, who put gum in my hair?
Noin: Aw, it takes 2 hours for that guy to finish doing his hair! I'm tired of waiting for him!
Hilde: I hate you Duo. I wish you would just fall of a really big waterfall!
Dorothy: The flowers the trees the people, it's so great to be alive! I love everyone and everything.
Quatre: Dorothy, you're the ugliest biach I've ever met and the only one who has anything in common with Wufei.
Dorothy: and what's that?
Quatre: Did I say you could speak? Shut the f*** up Dorothy and stop looking at me!
