Do these guys ever update?
Now Playing: Dragula - Rob Zombie
Man, does Angelfire ever update? Because I've read the same damn things over and over again and it's starting to annoy. I've read the same recently updated (that's a lie...) blogs thing for awhile now.
Anyway, today has been extremely long. IF 5 hours is considered long...
I said one of the most contradictory statements today. Thank God for Darwin.
Well, that was quite the post... If I were done. But, I'm not! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... bitches....
Did you know that you can add "bitch" after just about anything and make it sound cooler? For example:
"Suck it, bitch!" Sounds much cooler than "Suck it!"
Or you could say this:
"I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!" Yea, just saying "I'm gonna kick your ass" only works for some people.
Then of course, there are the ones that don't sound cool at all. IE:
"Your mom is stupid, bitch." Just the fact that you said a "your mom" joke, makes you a jackass. (hehe... You suck... Ya jackass...) <- another movie quote.
Here's another stupid way to say it:
"Yes, I'd like the Filet Minon, bitch." Wow... that is stupid.
And as a general rule, put a space in between the sentence and the word. Such as a period. Like this:
"Here's your steak. Bitch."
"What the fuck are you looking at? Bitch."
Though you should avoid over-emphasizing the word, try to use a little emphasis on it. Try saying it "Be-itch" or " bi-atch". Something along those lines.
And when using it as a threat, be very careful. Because if you can't back it up, you're screwed. Bitch.
Alright, well I think I'm gonna get outta here and never come back. Except the last part... I'll be back. <- another movie quote.