[Anything between brackets is someone doing something] (Anything between parentheses is a note from me or a little weird add on) *anything in these is a noise* 

The Full Moon

The Explanation: In a desperate attempt to get rid of the Gundam pilots (and Relena) Romefeller douses Heero, Trowa, Wu Fei, Relena, (and Duo, slightly) with laughing gas. Strangely, it only takes effect under a full moon…

          The Beginning: Relena and the Gundam pilots are at Quatre’s place on a night with a full moon. And so chaos ensues…

          Quatre: [Realizing the others are gone] Duo, where’s everyone else?

          Duo: (through a mouthful of popcorn) I dunno. *A loud crash*

          Quatre: What was that?!?!?!?

          Duo: It came from your sister’s room. [He and Quatre run in the direction of the noise]

          Quatre: How’d someone get into Iria’s room?

          Heero: [singing Baby, One More Time in a dress with water balloons down it. *sweat drop*] Oh baby, baby…

          Quatre: [covering ears] Hasn’t anyone told him he’s a horrible singer?

          Duo: (dumbfounded) How do those stay up there...

          Quatre: I can’t decide if this is better or worse than him pulling a gun on you.

          Heero: …That something wasn’t right, yeah…

          Quatre: [thinks for a while] Heero, you’d be safer in here. [stuffs Heero into a closet]

          Duo: This is one WEIRD night [walks with Quatre out the door] Why is the computer on?

          Quatre: [peers into room] This is NOT good!

          Wu Fei: [face smashed against screen] Weaklings have no right to be on the Internet!!!

          Duo: Wu Fei's decided to become one with the computer monitor!!! [laughs hysterically] Leave him. He and his monitor aren't going anywhere! [laughs even more]

          Quatre: [elbows Duo] I can’t wait to see the electric bill… [they head to the couch] This is gonna be one looooong night! [Duo falls asleep]

          Duo: [drooling] Zzzzzz…

          Quatre: Where’s Trowa? [gets up to look for him]

          Trowa: [leaps out of nowhere and attaches himself to Quatre’s leg] I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go…

          Quatre: You swallowed my Titanic video, didn’t you? [kicks Trowa off his leg] There, see, you let go!

          Trowa: Jack, didn’t you want to draw that picture? (Q.G.: Be afraid. Be VERY afraid) [starts to peel off shirt]

          Quatre: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! DUO!!! Duo, help! Trowa, nobody wants to see that!!! DUO!!!!

          Duo: Zzzzzz…

          Quatre: Shows you what he’s good for! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! [stuffs Trowa into the bathroom] If you want to strip, go in there and stay in there until you have clothes on…

          Quatre: I feel like I’m running an asylum. *sighs*

          Duo: [Quatre returns from the Trowa episode.] [Duo looks tipsy.] I drank…

          Quatre: Duo, we’re not old enough to legally drink…

          Duo: …10 bottles of root beer. [picks up the remote] Oh Yeah! I’ve got the power!!! (that music starts to play)

          Quatre: Duo!! [slaps him] Duo, snap outta it!!! I’m not going through this alone!!!

          Duo: Huh? Oh, hi Quatre! Sure! With you 110%!!!! What did you say again?

          Quatre: [slaps himself on forehead] I said I’m not going through tonight alone! Hey! We’re in (grave) danger. Where’s Relena?!?!?!

          Relena: [suddenly appears] Duo, my love!!! [Hugs Duo. Then starts dragging him away.]

          Duo: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! You’ll never take me alive!!!! [claws at floor]

          Quatre: DUO! [tries to pull him away from Relena, but loses his grip]

          Duo: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Quatre! Help! [disappears into the doorway]

                    Two hours later…

          Quatre: Where’s Duo? I wonder what Relena did to him. Gosh, I hope it wasn't too bad. No, not even he deserves that punishment! [thinks of a two hour Barney marathon]

          Duo: [cast out of the room like yesterday’s meatloaf] The horror, the horror! It was horrible! (has lipstick, eye shadow, mascara, and blush all over his face, not to mention kisses)

          Quatre: Uggh! I’m glad it wasn’t me in there! [produces hose and starts to spray Duo with it] Geez, you smell funny. Did you fall in the toilet or something?

          Duo: She poured perfume over me.

          Quatre: [snickering] I feel sorry for you. And I thought she'd make you watch Barney. This was much worse!

          Duo: I feel sorry for me, too. What time is it???

          Quatre: [looks at watch] Hah! 5:59!!! We’re almost there, Duo! It’s almost morning!

          Clock: [changes to 6:00]

          Duo: WE’RE FREE!!! FREE TO SCAMPER AWAY!!!

          Quatre: Duo, you’re loosing it again.

          Duo: Sorry, I was kinda loosing it.

           Quatre: [puts head in hands] Are you sure that gas wore off on you?

The Epilogue

          Morning came and the horrors of the last night vanished like indigestion after your school’s cafeteria food. Heero, Trowa, Wu Fei, and Relena recovered from the effects of the gas and life resumed. Wu Fei just couldn't understand why he found himself sleeping on the keyboard in the morning, but Duo did some quick lying and told him he had fallen asleep when he was on the Internet. Poor Quatre got sacked with the electric bill, the expenses of the eaten and digested video, and the expenses of Duo’s root beer. Trowa got poisoned from the videotape and all the sappiness of the Titanic video (yes, he did eat it) and resolved never to eat another video again. (<After spending the week in the hospital) Heero got a bad cold because the water balloons ended up popping in his shirt. The next day Duo was watching TV and collapsed from exhaustion, but no one noticed because he's usually motionless anyways. Relena couldn’t understand why Duo avoided her the next month, but when Quatre told her it was the garlic bread she didn't talk to him for a while, either.

The End