Relena For 5
Chapter 1
By: Misty
GDA: Duh Author's Note: Okies guys, some pieces of this short fic is based upon a Bugs/Daffy cartoon. Here's the rundown of the cartoon: Fudd is chasin Bugs & Daff. They are fighting over who Fudd gets, like usual. Then they both pull out books that name off ways to make ducks and rabbits (ie. Bugs has the book, 1001 ways to make duck) They both start naming different dishes (ie. grilled rabbit, cooked duck) So some of the fic will go like that. Yes, I like normal cartoons also ^__^' The dialog is different than normal, done like AP. Some chars. will be OOC
Heero shut his laptop and sighed loudly. The rest of the guys look over, then back at each other, then shrugged.
Duo: Sup Heero, why the long face?
Heero: Relena, she sent me another damn email, this is the fifth one.
Duo: Um, so?
Heero: The fifth one in two hours!? *he therw his hands in the air*
Wufei: Again? Why does she keep emailing you? *carefully cleans katana, glancing at Duo*
Heero: She wants me over for dinner!
Quatre: So why don't you? Go and get it over with.
Heero: *grabs Quatre by the shirt and shakes him* Don't you get it man! Then she'll want me over all the time!!
Trowa: *prys Quatre out of Heero's grip* Calm down Heero, no one is making you go
Duo: *gets evil gleam in eye and smirks maniacally*
Wufei: *sees Duo and puts head in hands* Oh god...
Duo: You know, I've got a even better idea, why don't we have Relena over here for dinner?
Trowa: Why would you want that??
Heero: You've got to be kidding, tell me your kidding!? *almost hysterical*
Duo: Nope, but listen, I've got a great idea ...
>After a long time and a lot of whispering and threatening, they all decide it's a good idea<
Quatre: You know, I could buy that
Trowa: Good idea Duo, I actually agree with you on that one.
Wufei: Yes, me too. One of your better ideas I must say.
Heero: A great idea Duo, remind me to thank you afterwords ... personally *grins*
Duo: *grins back* So, I think Heero should invite her, she won't come unless it's him.
Trowa: True, true
Heero: Alright ... *walks over to phone and dials >shudders< Relena's number*
Phone rings and Relena practically hurdles over objects and almost breaks her
neck to get to the phone >snaps fingers
"alsmost, gotta put the couch higher"<
Relena: *picks up phone* Hello?
Heero: Uh, Relena?
Relena: *shouts* HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOO what do you need?
Heero: *after he gets his hearing back* I was wondering if you would like to
come over for dinner with us, the guys want to
cook a special meal, and well, I can't really say no to that. Especially Quatre
...
Relena: *pouts* But with *THEM* ... I don't know ..
Heero: *in unusually sweet voice* You'd be with me??
Relena: OKAY!! When do you want me over?
Heero: Umm ... Around ... *looks at Duo who is holding up five fingers* Five would be good.
Relena: Okay!! I'll be there at five sharp! Bye!!
Heero: *yet again sweet voice* Okay, See you then Relena *hangs up phone*
They all look at the window as they hear a girl scream in happiness. They all facefault.
Heero: If you'll excuse me *runs upstairs*
puking noises can be heard from the bathroom. They all sweetdrop.
Duo: must've had to get all that sweetness outa him ne?
Wufei: This better be worth it Maxwell, I mean, we're letting *THAT* into our sacred home!
Duo: Don't worry, don't worry. Now, lets plan dinner for our guest.
All grin evily, except for Heero who is still puking out all that goody sweetness ^_^
