Blue
Chicken Factor
By Aleq
Chapter
2
Never leave Duo alone in a room with a chicken, much less a blue one.
“Bwak!” she declared looking towards the window as her eyes longingly
focused on the barnyard. Duo looked at the chicken stubbornly, yanking the
curtains closed, cutting off the chickens view of the barnyard.
“Why did I skip that foreign language class on Chickenese? WHY?!” Duo
looked at the chicken, his eyes wide and bloodshot, staring at her, hardly ever
blinking. He had lifted his hands up near his face, tensing them completely,
looking as if soon he was going to brutally end her life. The chicken stared
back at him, her eyes looking innocently at the gundam pilot.
“Bwak?” was all she could mannage as her gaze strayed to the door,
the door to the barnyard, freedom. Something that she thought she would never
experience again. The mud under her nails, crusted on her feathers, the
incessant yelling of the other hens. Something that she would kill for now. Yes,
kill. Maybe she could kill this pilot. That was ridiculous. But yet, maybe not.
Suddenly Duo looked down at her, his hands falling to his sides, his face
beginning to soften. Slowly he moved behind her untying her slowly, trying to
fix her feathers, all the while apologizing profusely for his stupidity.
“I am sorry.” Duo proclaimed.
The chicken looked down at him slowly, an air of importance about her as
she gazed at his bowed head before her. Suddenly she felt like the queen of the
barnyard.
“Bwak!” she declared defiantly.
“What is it? The barnyard? NO stay with me, my love! I will give you
all you ever wanted!” he moaned grabbing her wings trying to reason with her.
But it was not to be, as soon as he loosened his grip she pulled her wings out
of his grasp, jumping down from the chair, and hopping over to the billowing
curtains over the window. She spread her wings flying up and out of the window,
leaving Duo on the floor looking after her as a single tear fell down his face.
“DAMNIT DUO! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE HER FROM ME!” Heero bellowed
from the door to the bathroom. Duo had almost forgotten his existance.
“She is mine now. She loves me!” he yelled in response, wiping the
tear from his face. He still had yet to notice that Heero was standing in the
doorway butt naked.
Under any other circumstances it would have been the subject of
conversation, but seeing Heero stand there dripping and naked just didn’t work
the same old charm on him anymore.
“She is not yours, nor will she ever be. She is purely mine… I saw
her first.” Heero responded calmly.
Duo looked at him slowly trying to think of a come back to the situation
when, from the barnyard, he heard a screech. A chicken screech.
“SHEILA” Heero bellowed.
Duo looked at Heero arching a brow.
“Her name isn’t Sheila. It’s Winny.” Duo replied calmly.
“No its not! It’s Sheila…. But never mind we just have to save
her!” Heero threw back at him.
They both ran full speed out the room, down the stair case, and into the
barnyard looking for the chicken who had been dubbed Sheila-Winny for the time
being.
They looked a bit harder for the chicken after completely missing her. In
unison, their gaze focused on Quatre and Trowa having it out in the mud while a
mud covered chicken stood by.
“SHE IS MINE, I LOVE HER YOU CANT HAVE HER!” yelled Trowa above the
grunts and giggles of the other pilots.
Quatre smiled.
“That’s what you think!” he let out a seductive giggle and flipped
the unsuspecting Trowa onto the ground under him.
“I
win,” He muttered as he jumped off the stunned pilot and over to the chicken.
“Marry me!” he said to her from his hands and knees.
The
chicken just looked at him stunned at the unfortunate turn of events. She sighed
a chicken sigh.
“
You all are wrong,” Heero said sweeping down and taking the chicken in his
arms. “She’s mine!”
