Appartment
Innuendo
By: Misty
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing. Though I really
really
wish I did. But oh well, that's way it goes I guess. lol. This is not
the
normal way I write dialog, but since it's a short comical story, I
thought
it would be easier. So, have fun, and as always, e-mail me at
moonangel02@hotmail.com There are many sexual references, but no sex,
it's
just funny that way. ^_^
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It was a beautiful day in Tokyo. The sun was shining and there wasn't a
cloud in the sky. Five young boys are seen walking into the arcade
center,
seating themselves in a window booth. They all order drinks and decide
on
the days events.
Duo: Hey! Who's gonna watch the big game??
Quatre: Eh?
Duo bonks Quatre on the head.
Duo: Hello!? The game on TV? Duh! You guys doin anything later??
Trowa: .......
Wufei: ......
Heero: .......
Duo: Oh come on ...Tell me??
Quatre: Duo, you know it's not polite to whine like that, please don't
..
ppl will start to look.
Duo: *sighs* okay .... I'll just find someone else who will *sniff*
Heero: *rolls eyes*
Duo: And I think I just did.
Just then five young girls walk in talking and laughing. Duo gets up
and
makes his way over to the girls. He whispers to the blonde with the
odango
hair style. She blushes slightly and nods and they both walk off. The
four
other boys just roll there eyes and shake there heads. The four other
girls
stare off in amazment, two with hearts for eyes. They talk amongst
themselves and take off and follow they're friend.
Quatre: I didn't know he knew her.
Heero: There in the same classes.
Wufei: How would you know?
Heero: She's been over.
Quatre, Wufei and Trowa: Nani???
Heero: *smirks*
Wufei gets up and starts to walk to the door.
Quatre: Wufei? Where you going?
Wufei: I'm curious as to what is going on with that blonde... he asked
if we
were doing anything later, and we didn't tell him and he didn't get mad
or
beg us to death though he probably would have if Quatre hadn't shut him
up
but still and frankly, I didn't think he liked anyone except Heero ...
hell,
I didn't think he liked girls.
Quatre: *sweatdrop*
Trowa: *chuckles*
Heero: *hmph*
At the same time, the three others joined Wufei and were out the door.
~Meanwhile~
Duo: C'mon, I wanna hurry up.
Serena: Why, what's the rush?
Duo: I wanna do it before the guys find out.
Serena: Oh .. okay, makes sense.
~Half way across town~
Rei: What was that all about?
Mina: Like I'd know!?
Lita: Well, he was cute, he kinda looked like my old boyfriend.
Rei: Every guy looks like your old boyfriend Lita.
Lita: ........
Mina: *laughs*
Amy: Lets just find Serena okay.
Rei: Geez Ames, what's the rush, I didn't think you wanted to know?
Amy: .......
Rei, Lita, Mina & Amy: *laugh*
Mina: Hey! There's those guys that cute guy was with.
Amy: Looks like we're going to the same place.
Lita: Yea, lets see what's up.
Rei: *rolls eyes*
On the way to Duo's apartment the eight young adults meet up. They
discuss
their friends and decide to go together. So they all started to Duo's
place.
~At Duo's apartment~
Serena: So .. lets get started.
Duo: Wow .. what enthusiasm.
Serena: *laughs*
Duo: Okay, you stand here, now help me pull this out.
~At the apartment complex~
Quatre: Well, this is it, what's the number again?
Rei: 217
Trowa: ......
Wufei & Amy: How do you know?
Rei: Serena's a big mouth.
All: *sweatdrop*
Wufei: Well, lets head up.
All: *nod*
So they all rode the elevator up to the second floor and walked to
Duo's
apartment. They stopped at the door when they heard some comotion
inside. So
not wanted to barge in, they *all* put there ear to the door to hear
what
was going on.
Duo: C'mon Serena, put yer back into it, we haven't got all day!
Serena: I'm trying, but it's so hard.
Duo: I know, that's why I had you come here
Serena: Well, I didn't expect it to be so BIG!
Duo: Well, with this baby, it's definitely the size that matters.
Everyone outside gets wide eyed and looks at each other in disbeliefe.
Just
then Darien walks up to the young crowd and peeks over Rei's shoulder.
Darien: So what's up?
All the girls turn red and the boys sweartdrop
Amy: Here, listen for yourself.
Darien, along with the rest, listen to the conversation on the other
side of
the door.
Duo: C'mon Serena, push harder!
Serena: I am Duo! I think it's stuck, it is a pretty small hole after
all
Duo: Oh geez, you tell me that now! It's practically all the way in!
Serena: Not my fault it's so big, it is *yours* after all
Duo: *glares* Suuuure, rub it in. I suppose yours is bigger!?
All mouths drop and await Serena's answer.
Serena: As a matter of fact, mine would be a perfect fit!
Duo: Ha! Whatever, just keep pushing.
After a long silence, Darien spoke up. "I'm goin in, I can't belive
Serena
would cheat on me!" Just then Heero gives is trademark look and pulls
his
gun on Darien. "Let it go earth boy, they'll explain later" They all
stopped
and looked to the door when they heard a large thud and some curse
words
Serena: Damn! My hands stuck!
Duo: How the hell did ya get it stuck all the way down there!?
Serena: *glares* Just gimme a hand
Duo: Har har ... oooh all right, gimme a sec
Serena: OW ow ow ow! I thought you were gonna get my hand out!
Duo: Well I gotta pull this *grunts* out, so I can get your hand out.
Serena: Awe, your so sweet to do that for me
Duo: Like I have a choice, you're the only one I trust to handle this
type
of load.
By this time Heero had seemed to have had enough, he cocked his gun and
walked to the door. Darien stopped him "Let it go, they'll explain" He
said
in a mock Heero tone. Quatre put his hand on Heero's shoulder and
agreed.
Heero reluctantly put his gun away. All look back to the door, awaiting
another word.
Duo: There!! All free, now lets get this in here before the guys show
up.
All the guys look at each other and shrug, girls turn red, Darien looks
confused.
Serena: So why me? Why not one of the guys?
Heero: Yes Duo, why not one of us (other side of door)
Duo: This baby is prescious, you think I'm gonna let *them* handle
this?
Serena: I guess you have a point. Almost done?
Duo: Yep! Just a couple more hard pushes and it'll be all the way in,
then
we can stop and clean up the mess
On the other side of the door.
Heero: Oh I can't wait, wait till I get my hands on that lil son of a
b--
Quatre: So, what do you think they were doing?
All sweatdrop and anime fall
Lots of grunts and cursing were heard in the apartment, all awaited the
silence, knowing they could then barge in and do some cleanin up of
they're
own.
Serena: Done!!
Duo: Yay! now lets clean up before the rest get here kay?
Serena: Okay!
You hear lots of rustling and giggling.
The group felt it was safe to go in and well, did. They barged they're
way
into Duo's apartment, Heero, gun cocked and ready stopped in his tracks
when
he seen Duo hugging Serena.
Heero: Why you dirty lil bi-
Duo: Hee-chan!! Guys! Take a look at me new bigscreen TV!!
All: TV!?
Duo and Serena: *nods*
All: *sweatdrop*
Amy: But all that noise .... hands .... big ... *blushes*
Duo: *facefault*
Serena: Oh Ames! I was helping Duo with his tv, he didn't want the guys
to
know, he wanted it to be a surprise!
Duo: Yeah! I was gonna invite y'all to watch the big game on it, was
gonna
order out and all that.
All: Ahhhhh okay
Duo: *grins* What didja think we were doin .. making out or
something???
All: *sweatdrop and fall to the ground*
