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| title-Career Day
Part-1
Ms. Bitters asked everybody what they want to be when they grew up. Everybody tells her but she tells them that there going to be what a test tells them to be. Zim starts to get a rash on his neck. She passes out a test to everybody. The test consists of looking at three black blobs and answering what you think they look like. After that the computer gave you a job. You would have to spend a day with a person with the same job. Everybody didn’t get what they wanted except Dib. Zim was told to work at a fast food place. Dib thought he finally has a guy he can communicate with. Dib met a paranormal guy for his job. The guy was weird he would only talk about stupid stuff that wasn’t true. While Dib was looking true the mans files he found one about the planets lining up. The guy told him when all the planets line up at 5:00PM all aliens who weren’t on their home planet would transform. Dib realized that the reason Zim had a rash was because of the planets lining up. Zim thought that working at a fast-food restaurant would make him ruler sense it said billons served. While he was trying to get promoted a man told him to hurry up so that he can watch the space show. Zim realized what day and time it is. He asked to be sent home but the guy told him he wouldn’t get promoted if he went home. Dib is asking the paranormal guy to take him to where Zim is but he wouldn’t listen because he was trying to figure out why a cow made symbols inside a crop field. Dib told him that the cereal vampire guy would be there. Dib and the guy drive off. It turned out the cereal vampire was there. The guy started chaseing the cereal vampire. Dib tried to tell him it was a guy dressed up in a suit. At 5:00 Zim turned into a huge blob and filled up the whole restaurant. Nobody outside paid attention because they were too busy watching the vampire guy and the man. Zim went back to normal after a minute or so. The whole restaurant was filled with green goop. The manger told Zim that he was fired Part-2
Title- Battle-Dib Dib is trying to get inside his dads station so he can get a permission slip singed. The guard wont let him because Dib told him a crazy story how he has to show a paranormal group about Zim. The group requires a permission slip. Gaz comes out and is getting revenge but Dib doesn’t know. She wants revenge because Dib took her last slice of pizza right before she was going to eat it. The guard suggested that Dib go into the audience. Dib goes and tries to get inside the audience but they tell him he has to take a test. The test was really hard and Gaz tried to get him to mess up. She got in using the staff door. A girl got 94% on the test and was kicked out. Dib got 94.1% and was accepted. He went to round 2 of the test. They put him in some kind of battle dome. He had to fight a guy named Shunk. Shunk tried to make a deal with Dib so that they both can get in the audience but Dib hit Shunks target mark on his chest. Dib got a point and it was 1 to 0. The whole ground disappeared except some platforms and the Dib and Shunk were hooked on the back with ropes. They fought and Shunk won. Gaz was in there telling Shunk that Dib was saying all bad stuff about him. Shunk was mad. The score was 1 to 1. Dib and Shunk fought again and Shunk won. Dib was being carried out because he lost. He took a back up permission slip and foraged it. (The paranormal group had the permission slips blow up if the person tried to forge the signature.) Dib threw it inside the trashcan. Gaz saw some pizza and went to go eat some then a security guard who was running after Dib made her drop it. Dib made it to his dad professor membrane and tried to get him to sign the permission slip. His dad doesn’t recognize him because of all the armor he has on from the battle dome. Professor Membrane tells him no autographs before the show. The guards came and throw Dib outside. They give him his briefcase with all the stuff about Zim in it. Dib is mad because he couldn’t save the world by telling the paranormal group about Zim. The door opens and one of the security guards that threw him out hands him the slip singed. The security guard told him Professor Membrane decided to give him an autograph. When Dib gets to the paranormal group called the eyeballs he realizes he doesn’t have the briefcase with all the information in it. It was outside where he was thrown out. .
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