Accordionated- (adj.) Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Aquadexterous- (adj.) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub on and off with your toes.
Aqualibrium- (n.) The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from a) having to suck the nozzle, or b) squirting himself in the eye.
ARGH!- (intj.) used to express displeasure
Bo Bane?!- (intj.) used to express remorse
Bork- (n.) a person with various lovers or crushes
Boy- (n.) see 'pet'
Burgacide- (n.) When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.
Buzzacks- (n.) People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones when they know the phones aren't connected.
Carpetuation- (n.) The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching overand picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
Ca-ta-ta-clack- (n.) The little metal ball inside of the spray paint cans.
Comatula- (n.) A marine animal ex. Manatee
Dimp- (n.) A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"
Disconfect- (v.) To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will "remove" all the germs.
Dude- a word used as a noun, verb, interjection, or adjective when there is nothing else to say Dude, that dude is really dude.
Dugan- (adj.) Cool; awesome
Elbonics- (n.) The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Ecnalubma- (n.) A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.
Frust- (n.) The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
Hokey Pokey- (adj.) What your tampon does when it's half in, half out, and shaking all about, and you're in a great deal of pain and there's no bathroom in sight.
Peanutbutter Crackers-(n.) Survival food
Peppier (n.) The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Petonic (adj.) One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
Phonesia- (n.) The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Pupkus- (n.) The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose into it.
Guernsey-(n.) a breed of brown cows
Kiang- (n.) a wild ass
Mianus-(n.) a vacation spot in Maine
Nidget- (n.) an idiot
Rufus- (adj.) cool; awesome
Shat- the past tense of shit
Telecrastination- (n.) The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
Towhead- (n.) a blonde-haired person
Uranus-(n.) a place no one has ever been
What the Crap?- (intj.)a phrase derived from: What the heck?
What the Crotch?- (intj.) a phrase derived from: What the Crap?
Wicked- (adj.) cool that's wicked; awesome; extremely wicked cold
Zonk-(v.) to stupify