40 Fun Things to do in an Elevator

Scare people....

• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
• Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
• Sell Girl Scout cookies.
• On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
• Shave.
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
• On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
• Do Tai Chi exercises.
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
• When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'
• Meow occasionally.
• Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
• Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
• Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
• Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends
• Leave a box between the doors.
• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.
• Start a sing-along.
• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'
• Play the harmonica.
• Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
• Lean against the button panel.
• Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
• Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
• Bring a chair along.
• Blow spit bubbles.
• Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
• Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
• Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
• Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
• If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'