Things NOT to say when you meet a celebrity

1)Do you know who you ARE!?! 2)You are my BIGGEST fan!! 3)Uh. . . bleh? 4)OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!

Things to Do to Keep a Sane Level of Insanity

1)Point a blowdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2)Skip rather than walk. . . everywhere. 3)Call your house to see if you're home. 4)Walk around mumbling about your underwear trolls (or hair trolls). 5)Ask people if they 'want fries with that' when they ask you for something. 6)Get on an intercom and page yourself- don't disguise your voice. 7)