Any way, they decided to combine their cash and buy one. Lorie started freaking out. "OH MY GOD! NO WAY! I am NOT going to buy THAT!" But, after some work, Serbie and Twisted managed to at least take her money. They were browsing, while trying to act cool since Serbie's crush was working there, Ryan. They got into all the varieties of underwear to go in their cracks and didn't notice that Ryan was standing behind Serbie. She bent over and her crack was COMPLETELY hanging outta her jeans. To make it worse, she noticed some boyish looking thongs and said, "Jeez, the strap is too wide, my butt crack is VERY sensitive." AHH!!! Twisted and Lorie looked up and noticed but didn't say n e thing.
Ryan kinda laffed silently to himself and moved on after Twisted said they didn't need any help--Serbie almost DIED of embarassment.
"They're only $4.00, the only other thing you can get that cheap to stick in your butt is your finger 'cause thats free," said Serbie. They all agreed with her logic and walked up to the counter with some shiny strappy thongs after shrugging off all the hot guys who wanted to help them out.
Meanwhile, two guys who worked there were busy fighting with their name tags. No one seemed to notice the three thong chicks until it turned out the underwear didn't have the price tag on it.
"PRICE CHECK ON THE THONGS!!!"
The three girls turned bright red. Serbie almost sh*t a brick when Ryan said, "I'LL GET THEM! WHAT SIZE?"
"LARGE! THE LARGE ONES WITH THE STRAPS!"
By this time the two employees who had been amusing each other with name tags had stopped and were staring at the girls-- along with all the customers in the store. Apparently Ryan was a little hard of hearing.
"Which did you say? THE LARGE ONES?!"
Twisted and Lorie were rolling on the floor while Serbie couldn't believe what was happening. Ryan brought the other pack of thongs and almost made it successfully, the price tags, however, got stuck to his name tag.
"Hey, I'm STUCK to your UNDERWEAR!"
Serbie practically ran to the door and Twisted and Lorie followed still in hysterics.
Well, they left successfully without any other traumas. Now they are the proud owners of a pack of purple, pink, and silver, shiny, strappy, thong underwear.