TOP 10 REASONS
NOT TO DATE
DIABOLIC
By: Diabolic
1.) She's "Mind-gamey"
MaChEoN2:
so he's in germany
MaChEoN2:
your safe
Bagel912:
Fuckin' wuss is runnin' from me!
MaChEoN2:
i told him you moved to germany
Bagel912:
Hahahahahaha.
Bagel912:
You're such a manipulative girl!
Bagel912:
I'd NEVER want to date you because you're so mind-gamey!
MaChEoN2:
WHAT?!?!?
Bagel912:
YOU READ ME!!
2.) She has high demands.
MaChEoN2:
so what you upto lately?
tinazero:
just hanging out
tinazero:
spending money
MaChEoN2:
spend money for me..
tinazero:
lol
tinazero:
send me some
MaChEoN2:
USE YOUR OWN
3.) She's got high standards.
BadBoyBreadstix:
hello really mean that much?
BadBoyBreadstix:
how about a hug
BadBoyBreadstix:
or a card
MaChEoN2:
get a hallmark card..
MaChEoN2:
those are really cool..
MaChEoN2:
not the cheap walmart ones
MaChEoN2:
ok?
BadBoyBreadstix:
girl
BadBoyBreadstix:
your standards are so high i'm getting a nose
bleed
4.) She makes you doubt.
Captn Stoobing :
I love my girlfriend
Dane.
MaChEoN2 :
so do i
Captn Stoobing :
Not as much as I do.
MaChEoN2:
i think she loves me more though
Captn Stoobing :
*punches Dane in the
gut*
Captn Stoobing :
DOn't ever say that
again.
MaChEoN2 :
i think she loves me more though
Captn Stoobing :
You don't even know
her.
MaChEoN2:
thats what you think..
Captn Stoobing):
What's her name?
MaChEoN2:
I'm not telling you..
MaChEoN2:
you might start hitting on her
Captn Stoobing:
Dane.
Captn Stoobing:
She's my girlfriend.
MaChEoN2:
thats what you think
5.) She thinks it's all about competition.
SSPantsMan:
I see.
SSPantsMan:
So, you ARE an elf.
SSPantsMan:
::GRINS::
MaChEoN2:
dude... LEGOLAS is an elf...he's hot..
MaChEoN2:
I'm hot..
MaChEoN2:
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED
SSPantsMan:
Legolas is SO HOT.
SSPantsMan:
I would do him in a HEARTBEAT.
MaChEoN2:
<does legolas>
MaChEoN2:
I did him first
SSPantsMan:
Bitch!
SSPantsMan:
::SLAPS DANE AROUND::
6.) She steals.
Tor say Ugg:
how much clothes did you
take?
MaChEoN2:
I never took any...
MaChEoN2:
except for the underpants
MaChEoN2:
you gave em
MaChEoN2:
i wanna take more though
Tor say Ugg:
no stealing my clothes
MaChEoN2:
too late
7.) She's anti-social.
elstupido85:
hey
MaChEoN2:
hey
elstupido85:
apply to best buy
MaChEoN2:
hell no
elstupido85:
no really, jon said he wants you to
work there
MaChEoN2:
...
elstupido85:
i might quit
MaChEoN2:
good then I'll apply
8.) She pretends to be someone she's not.
Iorski:
who is this?
MaChEoN2:
uh.. guess
Iorski:
is this travis
MaChEoN2:
...yes..
Iorski:
eons and eons
Iorski:
JARED
MaChEoN2:
hey man!
Iorski:
when are we going to jam
dude?
Iorski:
i really want
MaChEoN2:
Call me up whenever
9.) She lies
NatePV04:
hi
MaChEoN2:
hey I broke a milk bottle today
NatePV04:
YOU FRICKIN LIAR
NatePV04:
dont lie
NatePV04 signed off at 10:15:06 PM.
10.) She gives bad advice
SSPantsMan:
::WHIPS IT OUT::
MaChEoN2:
OH DEAR GOD!
SSPantsMan:
It's not THAT ugly!
MaChEoN2:
lol... who told you its ugly..
MaChEoN2:
ITS HIDEOUS!!! AH ITS BURNING MY EYES
SSPantsMan:
Well, I can't really tell if it's good looking ... I can barely see it without a
magnifying glass ...
MaChEoN2:
PUT IT BACK IN PUT IT BACK IN
SSPantsMan:
SHIT IT'S STUCK IN THE ZIPPER!!
MaChEoN2:
CUT IT OFF
SSPantsMan:
::CUTS IT OFF::
SSPantsMan:
... Why the HELL did I listen to you?
11.) She can't Count.