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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. –Dave Barry

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.-Frank Sinatra

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin Franklin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk so he can spend some time with his fools.- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. –Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. –Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven. –Brian O’Rourke