Raven created this website with the help of her buds and is here to amaze you with her superman abilities, and giraffe hypnosis.


Raven likes parties, lollies, and soon to be hers a hot hunter green jeep. Check out her list o' people she wants to make out with, mmm boy! 'Course, along with those people, are the people she would like DEAD, so check out ::THE LIST::. Raven loves you though, so give her a shout out at her email.


PVBlondeChica@msn.com
Screen name: TwistedRav3n

::THE LIST::

Enter Raven's Ravine o' Pix
Pictures taken with FEET!


Raven has a few things that piss her off:

1. She hates how the Pillsbury Doughboy is so frickin happy even though he doesn't even have genitals.

2. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

3. She also hates people who are willing to get off their butts to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that other thing over there. What did you come here for?

7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for craps sake!

8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there pal?

9. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where in the world is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

MMMM, Raven Likes Food. Tee hee



Which Evil Criminal are You?

The Princess Bride
I'm sure it's no big surprise to you that your
romance is The Princess Bride. A heartwarming
tale of "Twue Wuve" that has giants,
Spainards and swashbuckling. You really do
think that love can overcome anything. You may
be a touch naive but your heart is certainly in
the right place. You've probably got one of
those relationships where proper nouns have
been replaced with "Snookums" and
"Pookie Pie". Eww. Beware a cuteness
overload.

What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?


Take the Affliction Test Today!
Chocolate
You are 'Chocolate'!

What Ice-Cream Flavour are You?
fuck
your fuck.

What swear word are you?


I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by peacefulchaos!

breast implants!
YOU HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS!!!

what's YOUR deepest secret?

Gangsta Bitch!
You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?

lip kiss
kiss on the lips - you're sweet and simple but
quite daring. you move for the kill confidently
knowing the other person wants the same thing.

What Sign of Affection Are You?
CWINDOWSDesktoplionking.jpg
Lion King!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)

kiss my ass2
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud

which happy bunny are you?

Heineken. I am from Holland, ishn't that weird?
Yesh, yesh, you have a strong personal flavor
and some people just don't like you. People who
really know you realize that you are one of the
best.

Which Beer are you?


Which Evil Villain Bad Habit are you? Temptress
You are a temptress

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?

HASH(0x83c8b3c)
Idol

The ULTIMATE personality test
brought to you by Quizilla See what Care Bear you are.