The only way girls could have no drama is if they were kept in seperate cages -Will
If I steal you from your date at homecoming, kiss your neck softly and sweetly, buy you flowers, and flood you in a shower of praise, can I THEN see your boobies? -Blondie
If you don't think farts are funny, than you're too damn mature. -Anna
WHOA, look at that, thats the blondest thing I've ever seen -Raven's bro
I'm a GODDESS!!!! ...and I like gum -Ashley
I was over stimulated and didn't know where to go so I ran into the corner and hoped Will wouldn't see me -Anna
Cream soda makes me nervous -Ashley
Thats horrible. This is unacceptable. I'm gonna go up there and teach those doctors a lesson -Matt (after Raven's shots)
Go ask your mommy if you can come over and play -Zak
Hey remember before you pick me up... make sure you don't have any poo in your nose, my dogs might attack.Just a reminder -Missy Poo
Meow...CAW! I'm just trying to help you out -Ginger
I see london, I see France, I see Tati's THONG! -Shawn
You guys are two peas in a pot -Skippy
There is no freak on getting here! -Shawn
That guy sings like a black man ::long pause:: OH! He IS a black man! -Raven
I'm on top this time -Poopie
Wow, she's hot... oh, but she's a chick. -Cate
EW! PENIS! I hate it... it's giving me a headache. -Oscar
Wow, you have really nice carrots. -Ronnie
Have you gone mad, mad like Hamlet. -Poopie
Uurggh...you kicked me somewhere...uugghh. -Victor (Twisted's brother)
And if you look at a brain...oooh, I don't have my brain out. -Ms.Bartow
I gotta got new milk ad! -Twisted
SHUT UP I'M TALKING ABOUT GOD!!! -Serbie's nieghbor
I have a foot fungus you know that? -Serbie
Awww, it's the Bulgaria junks! -Alfred
I'm short... and I'm Asian... and I'm short... That makes no sense... -Alfred
It's my party... and I'll cry if I want to... that was so gay. -Alfred
What 'teh' f***? Awwww. . .she spelled 'THE'wrong. -Serbie
But I like it here. -Serbie
My mom has a good quote. She said, "The difference between young people and older people is that young people think that a tomatoe is a fruit" and I was like, "Mom. . ." actually, I lied, I just made that up." -Lauren
You can eat the chunkies without licking them! -Serbie
I know you guys push your buttons better than I do -Eastham (Diabolic's teacher)
Oh! Look at the bugs go in! -Eastham
I was messing with somebody's this morning -Eastham
I could have so many things done in 21 minutes -Amanda
My cell phone was ringing but I wasn't 'bout to go put my clothes on and go get it. -Daphne
Oops! I accidently earased the entire population! -Eastham
I fell asleep at 5 o'clock in the afternoon!That's not laziness! -Chris Bongard
It's a fag bag! -Diabolic
Do you want a month for a daily? A month for a daily? Anyone? -Daphne
I have a problem with the number 69. -CJ
Where's my ba-ba -Diabolic
Don't make me laugh or my face will crack -Daphne
I see. . .I see. . .JESUS!!! -Mr. Simms
I have dozens of interchangable balls. -Joni
I think the peanutbutter-crackers have spoken. -Serbie
AHHHH! I sprayed pure water in my eyes!!! -Twisted
I can't believe you have many, many, many, many, many, many, many. . . many. . .many. . .I don't even know what I'm talking about -Amanda
I got the hair trolls from my mom -Twisted
I'm NOT sucking, I'm just touching! -Jamie
Hold on, I dropped ya -Tyler
Maybe if I brush the carpet everyday it'll come out. . . -Lorie
Damn Meshfren. . . -Twisted
I like pooping -Diabolic
Gimme a pencil, I have to write I like pooping -Andrew
You really need to wipe his face and smell his butt -Lauren
This is the first time I'm gonna scrub toilets and I'm kinda excited -Jenny
The worms are eating my balls out but what do I care? -Twisted
Just say 'I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire' -Serbie
I was touching myself but I didn't feel it feel it, ya know? - Diabolic
I pick my bellybutton -Serbie
I feel like bleeding -Amanda
Ah don't throw a weinis at me! -Serbie
You smell like girl -Orlando
God, don't you have any cool friends? -Twisted
I want him to say: Get out ass. . .ass. . .ass. . . ass -Caitlin D.
Wow! You have a whole OCEAN in your pants! -Serbie
If I get hit by a car, my mom will kill me! -Twisted
Tati, would you please push in my stools? - Joleena
What kind of lobsters do you catch in Mianus? - Diabolic, Twisted, and Joleena
Dude, I'm peeing in your closet! -Twisted
There's a bus in my way! -Megan
He was looking for babies or something -Valerie
Does it taste funny? -Twisted
I need my cream, the rash is getting worse. . . -Serbie
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why do you have to call your mom? -Daphne
Her hair is long, but it's not long-long, like it's not medium-long, but yeah, it's long. -Becky
Yeah, I farted. . . -Poopie
I just farted, I'm not gonna lie to you, I mean you're sitting right there next to me peeing. -Joanna
WHERE'S MY F***ING POCKET PROTECTOR! -Serbie
Awww, that big ass gorilla! Awww, it's gonna kill you! Awww, awww! -Moses
Spiffy just ran and I don't have my nuts on me! -Diabolic