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Hey Hey! This is Dane. I finally decided to do my page. I was really busy! Lemme Lone! Anyhowz, there's this moron who placed retarded  pictures of me on my page without consulting me. This moron shall remain nameless (stupid raven!).  So now on, instead of viewing retarded pictures of me, you would now be able to view UNretarded pictures of me. For example, instead of seeing me picking wedgies, you would now see me picking flowers!! OR instead of seeing me being showered with kisses, you would now see me being...in the shower!! LOL thats enough..

Everyone seems to have new names. Diabolic seems to be sooo Old Skool.  So I guess I need a new name. Someone suggested that i should be Pappy from Gillighan's Island (since everyone else got their names there!) BUT whenever I hear Pappy, a picture of a grandpa carrying a big ass pencil comes to mind. (Remember Pappy's House?) So I said no to that. So, I sat in my room and pondered, "Maybe I should make it Asian like Rice."  But rice sounds too cliche. So then I thought of Rice... to the second power! I got excited over the idea but then my left brain told me it was too retarded. My right brain then argued, "Oh yeah! Well, you're too....." Then it suddenly lost its trail of thought after seeing a picture of Orlando Bloom on the wall. He's sexy.

Well.... I got tired of thinking. Anyhowz, here's the list of names I went by before (except for rice). So I want you to pick one (you can pick more... but three at the most pls)  that you would like me to go by on this website.... NO ... NO PAPPY!!! 

 UNDER CONSTRUCTION!                
Updated on:
12/23/2002

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