Twist2daRav3n: Dont miss me too much
Twist2daRav3n: I know its hard
FessMan06: how can you see that from over there
Raven: Are you gonna get color contacts?
Bro: No, cuz all the hot bitches I know think I have nice eyes.
Raven: Why do you have a lil black fucker book?
Will: Cuz I'm a lil black fucker.
Raven: I miss Matt
Anna: Sure u miss Matt, but I'm here for u now, I am always here for u, blow me off like a boogie on the outside of yer nose, thats it, no more I cant take this, our relationship is dust in the wind
tWiSt2daRaV3n: I'm gonna email you sumfin
p0rkr75: woo!
tWiSt2daRaV3n: wuts email?
p0rkr75: electronic mail
tWiSt2daRaV3n: wut*
p0rkr75: wut?
tWiSt2daRaV3n: WUT EMAIL!?!?!
p0rkr75: wutever one u send me
tWiSt2daRaV3n: ::smacks head::
tWiSt2daRaV3n: WHat is YOUR email address ya shithead
p0rkr75: OOHHH!
Rusti: Look its Red Dragon
Yolanda: That not Red Dragon, that's a nigger.
*Names may have been changed to protect the crackers
Ginger: You see this (points at her and Raven's hands) Its a bond. If you break it. You take a peice of this (points at hands) and THIS (points at heart)
Evan: How come I dont have a bond?
Ginger: Cuz you're not special...jackass.
Marshall: Am I too stupid for you?
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marshall: Just cuz I'm ugly doesn't mean you have to laugh at me
Raven: Tyler Talkington, Kenny Tran.
Diabolic: Who's that?
Raven: You don't know Kenny Tran?
Diabolic: No, Talkington
Raven: His name is Tyler
Diabolic: LAST NAME
Me: TALKINGTON
Raven: I'm a serial dumper.
Tyler: HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?
Raven: WHAT!??!
Tyler: You dump cereal!! Into bowls!!!
Nick: A polar bear wouldn't take a pea
Hagard: What about a coke? You can't tell me polar bears don't drink cokes.
Nick: I can see a polar bear take a coke, but I don't think that they would eat peas.
Hagard: It's only a joke.
Nick: Seriously man, I'm thinking logic here. Polar bears would NOT take peas.
Raven: Look at you, you thinks you're all smart doing homework in class like a loser.
Hagard:No, If I wanted to be smart I'd say that polar bears don't eat peas.
Cate: I need a nickname...
Raven: You do.
Cate: NO I DON'T!
RavenWhat?
Cate: Cate's not a nickname!!
Raven: I know, that's why you need one!
Cate: Oh... yeah.
Brian T:(runs into pole)
Raven: Watch out for those poles.
Brian T: I must've been too busy looking at you.
Mr.Leckie:Ok, I'm giving you guys time so don't blow it all off.
Diabolic: Ok, so let's go make an outline. Seriously, I don't blow stuff up.
Ken: Hey Tat, does your butt still hurt?
Earen: Man, I don't even wanna know...
Skippy: I didn't know I had an extra minute, I was rushin'.
Shazzer: You were rushin'? I thought you were Korean.
Raven: My homework is in three different colors.
Ginger: Yeah?
Raven: What?
Ginger: Yes.
Raven: Yes what?
Ginger: Whatever you said.
Lauren: I hate it how girls always hit on me. Do I have like a lesbian sign on my forehead?
Skippy: Well lesbians are like boys... but with boobs.
Shazzer: Patience is a virtue, you know.
Nathan: China is a communist.
Shazzer: Good to know.
Shazzer:::singing:: You put the lime in the coconut.
Raven: ::singing::And then you go and you sit in a rut, lalalalalala lut, and have sex with a lot of sluts.
Shazzer: ::singing::And you'll smell like butt, and you'll like it a lot, and you can be with Neevis, and you can touch their penis, and have a lot of fun with Neevis in a coconut!
Shawn: I hate all these Thomas's commercials, they're all like, "Thomas's makes bagels!?!?".
Darryl: Who's Thomas's?
Chris: Get yer freak on!!!
Shawn: There is no freak on getting here!
Shazzer: Alfred looked at me for like 2 hours last night.
Missy Poo: What?! What did you just say?! Lolard licked you for 2 hours last night? WHAT!?
Twisted: Can I bite it?
Joni: NO! MOTHER!
*Playing Blackjack*
Colin: What do you have?
Serbie: 25
Colin: You're bust.
Serbie: Yeah, blow me.
Pari: Hit me.
Colin: You already won.
Pari: Hit me!
Colin: No!
Pari: HIT ME!
Colin:NO!
Pari: HIT ME! I could win some more!
Colin: NO!!!
Daphne's Mom: What did you buy?
Daphne: Condoms and hangers.
Daphne's Mom: What'd you buy hangers for?
Alfred: Is there going to be Filipino food?
Serbie: Yeah, she's Filipino. They might have rice.
Alfred: Rice...yes...rice...
Serbie: Yep, rice.
Alfred: So I can go? I don't even know this girl. I'm gonna be like 'Happy Birthday. You're 18. Can I eat now?'
Twisted: Ay?
Serbie: B?
Twisted:Five?
Serbie: Green?
Earen: Orange?! Huh huh huh. . what the f*** are you talking about?!
Serbie: Tatiana, Tatiana, Bobatiana.
Twisted: Boserbie. . .BO YOUR MOM.
Serbie: Bo's my uncle
Jeanine: "Bueno trabajo!" Does that make sense?
Twisted: No.
Jeanine: Bueno trabaj...as? Traba...yas? Ugh! We'll just put "Bueno!".
Twisted: Serbie- Princess of. . .Riverdancing?
Serbie: Hahaha!
Twisted: Maybe not, my bad!
Lori: Riverdale what?
Serbie: Rivendell.
Lori: Riverdoll what?
Serbie: RIVENDELL!
Lori: What?!
Serbie:RIVENDELL!!!
Lori:What the f*** is that?!
Shawn: I got ditched.
Serbie: It could be worse.
Shawn: Yeah, it could be worse.
Serbie: Your head could be on fire.
Shawn: That would be worse.
Serbie: It wouldn't do you much good to stop, drop, and roll.
Shawn: Cuz its on your head.
Serbie: Unless you can break dance.
Shawn: That would work.
*Both stop and then look away*
Both: See ya!
Earen: ::Holds up sandwich:: You know you want it, EAT IT! It looks good. ::Shoves it in Twisted's face::
Twisted: I don't want it dude.
Earen: Yeah you do, it looks good!::Opens sandwich:: Look. . .::Looks in sandwich:: Ew, man! That's disgusting! You made this didn't you?!
Steve: Hey Earen, is your shirt still wet?
Earen: Yeah! And so are my shorts. . .and my undershirt. . . and my shorts under these. . .and my socks. . . and my boxers. . . and my hat. . .and my hair.
Steve: Anything else?
Earen: Nah, I think I covered it.
Twisted's Bro: *singing*I'm not like you guys!
Twisted: *singing*Tom has sex with guys!
Twisted's Bro: Is that bad?
Twisted: TOM!?
Twisted's Bro: Ohhh! I thought you said Mom!
Twisted: Eww! You got spit on my hand!
Serbie: Well you got hand on my spit!
Serbie: It smells like snot in here.
Twisted: But since snot is in your nose, don't you smell it all the time?
Serbie: Then I guess thats why it smells like snot in here!