Quotes!

Quotes From Ozzy Osbourne and Family!


-05.17.02 (3:02:32 AM) Carn and speaking on behalf of himself and Ark being businessmen:
deadcorpse6 : reliablilty and dependability are our middle names!


-Bushey: 5.09.02
subwaynate (12:47:49 AM): then you will be like, . . . where did nate go? and then God's voice will come out of the clouds and say, . . . NATE RAN AWAY!
Danna83 (12:48:03 AM): hahaha
subwaynate (12:48:08 AM): and you'll be like, . . . awww, nate ran away
subwaynate (12:48:23 AM): and jeff and sarita will be like, . . . .. hey, did nate run away?
subwaynate (12:48:35 AM): and then God will be like, . . . YES! NATE RAN AWAY
Danna83 (12:48:42 AM): hahaha
subwaynate (12:48:58 AM): and then greg will be like, . . . hey! did nate run away?
subwaynate (12:49:09 AM): and then God will be like, . . . YES! NATE RAN AWAY



-From: Nikki 4.20.02

Hi Bite me I'm white!


-From: The Osbournes, on mtv 4.8.02

"Bubbles?!?! Oh Come On SHARON! I'm Fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Fucking Prince of Darkness!!!"


- From: The last lyric from a free style rap by Cex (promounced: sex) Who was the opening act on the Displacement Plan/DeathCab for Cutie Tour. 3/26/02

And we can always go back to the place your girlfriend dumped you again.. and again.. and again..


-From: 3/13/02, the paramedics trying to see if I had massive amounts of brain damage:

Paramedic's Question:
do you know what day it is?
My Answer: I don't know, I work at subway.

(I thought it was self explanatory! But he just slapped a neck brace on me)




-Opening Ayyam-i-ha Presents, 3/2/02 Andrews reaction to a shirt :
"This is one of those intimidating basketball shirts for when I hit the courts.."


-In my kitchen 2/13/02

me:
Oh come on Ted! Yesterday you said you loved me, and you didn't even say anything evil afterwards!!
ted:
Yeah, It's called pillow talk..



-This is from Sesame Street, what sounds like a very depressing one at that
"Love and stoplights can be cruel."


-Steve Martin: Thoughts on Sex
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."


-Jack Handy: Deep Thoughts

"Consider the daffodil.... And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff."



-An answer to an age old question...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular . . .
"Well, I guess we answered THAT question!!! "



-An insightful question by George Carlin

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"



-Sudden Realization from Khoa Feb 12th, 1:46am

cybex123:
hey, look you can type 'sup? like s'up and still works



-From:
"ThreeBrain.com"
(you must watch the video that goes along with this song..)

"When you're a kid and You Wanna Go "Weee!",
But you ain't Got Drugs yet...
You Hold Out For Your Life, Hold on to your little... gonads.. and strife. gonads and strife..... gonads and strife.... gonads and strife"




-The poem Sid Vicious wrote to Nancy after she died and right before he did

Nancy, you were my little baby girl, I knew all your fears.
Such a joy to hold you in my arms, and kiss away your tears.
But now you’re gone, there’s only pain, and nothing I can do.
And I don’t want to live this life, if I can’t live for you.
To my little baby girl. Our love will never die.





"Your laugh makes me laugh"

-From me practically dieing of kidney failure over lorin laughing, I have to get this recorded




-From: Some Sound Clip on Some Website

"I'm like the lord of the fucking dance. I got moves.."




-From: That 70's Show
Hyde decides to share his feelings with Jackie about her,
in a very intense type of Japanese Poetry... Haiku

"My Heart Aches with Pain
When I see you I vomit
Die... Away from me"



-From: "TJMonkeys"
Thought for 10-9-01.. {Porter}

"I broke up with my girlfriend.

I did it because I just got this astrology book, and I looked up our signs, and they just weren't compatible, Zodiac-wise, you know.

You see, I'm a Sagitarius.

She's a Bitch.

Apparently, I'm a free spirit and prone to take chances.

She enjoys sucking the life and happiness out of people.

Yep, that's what the ol' book said.

Well, I mean, you gotta read between the lines with this stuff."




-From: God to Mary Catherine Gahalager, on SUPASTAR
"You are your own rainbow!!!"

(To which I repeated to everyone in the room for about 2 hours afterwards..)



-From: Senseless aim talk 1-23-02

junya (10:03:30 PM): heh
junya (10:03:40 PM): now he's all frowny
junya (10:03:49 PM): turn that frown upside down little camper



-From: ClassicTales.net an excerpt from the play:
"THE WAY SLINKYS REPRODUCE" - SCENE 1: President Joshy

GREGGY GROPER:
MY COUNTRY, PORTUGAL, HAS A CRUSH ON ZIMBABWE.

MICK-MICK'S COUNTRY BEGAN TO BLUSH AND WINK ITS EYES. THEN HIS COUNTRY GOT A PHONE CALL. PORTUGAL WANTED TO GO OUT ON A DATE.

BOSTON-BOSTON: CAN COUNTRIES BE MARRIED?

SAG-SAG: WHY YES INDEED! HOW DO YOU THINK NEW COUNTRIES ARE FORMED?

AND SO BEGAN THE ROMANCE BETWEEN PORTUGAL AND ZIMBABWE, TRUE LOVERS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. THEY SOON GAVE BIRTH TO ZIMBUTIGAL AND PORTABWE.




-From: "Things my Girlfriend and I have argued about"

"I walked downstairs into the kitchen and she handed me a yoghurt and said
'Here, eat this, it's out of date.' ...Excellent."



-From: Atmosphere - don't ever fucking question that..

Enough, to hold you to the brightest of lights, to place you dangerously close to that sun
Enough, to acknowledge the flaws you can't ignore, and recognize the cause of whats done is done more than Enough, to put My name behind My Ideals, and neglect my logic twice daily..
Enough, to keep me looking for my lucy in the sky with gems,
when i remember how you used to call me baby
Enough, to look in my mirror with detest for every tear you shead,
ReGardless of why you weapt
Enough, to curse any man who can't appreciate the depths of the ocean
i swam till i ran outta breathe

I Love You, don't ever fucking question that
that's why we'll probably never get along
if i was better at finding the right words to say,
i wouldn't need to write these mother fuckin songs

I love you, I love you...
Never..
don't ever fucking question that...



-From: Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

"..Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.."

(I wish I could write lyrics as nerdy as that... but oh wait, then my head would explode)



-From: Mil's Apology Homepage

Every Descendent of Christopher Columbus should apologise: For their ancestor starting the process that led inexorably to the birth of Country and Western music.

You should apologise: For ever being involved in a discussion of your 'favourite Spice Girl'.
May God have mercy on your soul.




-From: "Things my Girlfriend and I have argued about"

"Margret is sitting at this computer (which is in the attic room, incidentally) typing something. I'm flopped in a chair close by with a paper and pad, scribbling away at a bit of work.

I pause and say to her 'Tortoise and turtle is the same word in German, isn't it?'

She stops typing, reaches over, pulls off one of my Birkenstock shoes, throws it down through trapdoor (I hear it thud below, then flip-flop down the stairs) and returns to her typing. All in a single, silent movement.

Your guess is as good as mine, frankly."




The quote that started this whole page.. -From: Redman MTV Diary

"I'm blessed, I thank God, and I love my mommy"