-From: "Things my Girlfriend and I have argued about"
"I walked downstairs into the kitchen and she handed me a yoghurt and said
'Here, eat this, it's out of date.' ...Excellent."
-From: Atmosphere - don't ever fucking question that..
Enough, to hold you to the brightest of lights, to place you dangerously close to that sun
Enough, to acknowledge the flaws you can't ignore, and recognize the cause of whats done is done
more than Enough, to put My name behind My Ideals, and neglect my logic twice daily..
Enough, to keep me looking for my lucy in the sky with gems,
when i remember how you used to call me baby
Enough, to look in my mirror with detest for every tear you shead,
ReGardless of why you weapt
Enough, to curse any man who can't appreciate the depths of the ocean
i swam till i ran outta breathe
I Love You, don't ever fucking question that
that's why we'll probably never get along
if i was better at finding the right words to say,
i wouldn't need to write these mother fuckin songs
I love you, I love you...
Never..
don't ever fucking question that...
-From: Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
"..Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.."
(I wish I could write lyrics as nerdy as that... but oh wait, then my head would explode)
-From: Mil's Apology Homepage
Every Descendent of Christopher Columbus should apologise: For their ancestor starting the process that led inexorably to the birth of Country and Western music.
You should apologise: For ever being involved in a discussion of your 'favourite Spice Girl'.
May God have mercy on your soul.
-From: "Things my Girlfriend and I have argued about"
"Margret is sitting at this computer (which is in the attic room, incidentally) typing something. I'm flopped in a chair close by with a paper and pad, scribbling away at a bit of work.
I pause and say to her 'Tortoise and turtle is the same word in German, isn't it?'
She stops typing, reaches over, pulls off one of my Birkenstock shoes, throws it down through trapdoor (I hear it thud below, then flip-flop down the stairs) and returns to her typing. All in a single, silent movement.
Your guess is as good as mine, frankly."
The quote that started this whole page..
-From: Redman MTV Diary
"I'm blessed, I thank God, and I love my mommy"