Ozzy Quotes!!

EPISODE ONE :

"I push this one button, and the shower turns on, and I'm thinking, where the fuck am I??"

-Ozzy response after his son Jack just ranted about Kelly :
"You listen, you gotta hear where I'm coming from. I love you all. I love your mother more than life itself, but you're all fucking Mad!!"

"I thought I'd seen it all, not I have a fucking Dog Therapist in my fucking House."