Shrine to Dad
This is not a man to mess with...
do not make him wait in long lines.
do not drive slow in front of him.
do not make a mess in his kitchen or living room.
do not hide OR touch his remote control, solitaire, or free cell game.
DO NOT Dis his Motorcycle
do not say piss, hell, or God in front of him.
do not forget to turn the lights off after leaving a room, or he will stand five feet away from the switch and call you from where ever you are in the house to come shut them off.
do not think that if he is in earshot that he is not listening to every word you say on the phone.
do not think if he is listening to your conversation, that he will not comment on what you're saying.
do not believe he is not in control of the entire universe.. For he is.. and beware...