-{ABSTINENCE IS THE WAY TO GO}-
(As modeled by Mr. Cheesy Cheetah)
No sex is the safest sex...

I mean obviously, there is no risk of STD's, Pregnancy, Laurena Bobbits..
But I realize for some, the sexual urge is just too much... In times of such desperation, I suggest the mode of self gratification (as modeled by Cheetah, for those of the male persuation)

ALL the chics think it's swell

You might even get a little kinky...

(
caution: do not try this at home, Cheetah is a trained professional)
BUT! If you ARE going to have sex, Cheetah also suggests you WRAP IT UP!, Just Wrap it Up!
Thank you, and have a nice sex life...