-{ABSTINENCE IS THE WAY TO GO}-

(As modeled by Mr. Cheesy Cheetah)



No sex is the safest sex...



I mean obviously, there is no risk of STD's, Pregnancy, Laurena Bobbits..


But I realize for some, the sexual urge is just too much... In times of such desperation, I suggest the mode of self gratification (as modeled by Cheetah, for those of the male persuation)



ALL the chics think it's swell




You might even get a little kinky...


(caution: do not try this at home, Cheetah is a trained professional)


BUT! If you ARE going to have sex, Cheetah also suggests you WRAP IT UP!, Just Wrap it Up!



Thank you, and have a nice sex life...