Home Pictures About 100 Who is ...? Links Wedding Archive Contact Me		Who Are Joe and Elaine? Joe and Elaine are J's parents. They're as awesome as my own parents, but in a completely different way. And they think I'm just great, which is an added bonus. (ha ha, I have them fooled) They have deemed this description of them "diplomatic". They have something like 5 graduate degrees between them, so they know big words like that.