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*MALORIE* "mal.function or mal-pak coupons" we just met this year and i've never felt closer to someone..remember our drug talks in the darkroom or thrashing out to some nofx at warped..yr a great grrl..and I LOVE YOU MAN!!

*ANGIE* "Anger Management Angie" Angie's my sister but more than that in so many ways.. as my sister angie has to put up with my shit more than n.e.one else..i love her for always xcepting me as me and not listening to what everyone else has to say..thank you jesus for my angie!

*JOSH*(not the josh from pics section) "Habib!" Josh has been here for me many a years.. Why I love Josh 1.)he carries me inside when i'm passed out on the grass 2.) he's never talked shit about me..at least i hope not 3.) he allows grrls to put his hair in pigtails 4.) BE THE CLOTHES!!!

*CLARK* "MY super sexie hot tamale babe" clark..i was one of yr first friends in the AKN and probably the first to give you hugs when you make it with BDFU (or another band name) and get out of here! you've always been great to me, and a best friend i'll keep for life.

*AARON* "ladie killer" when i first met you i was like..hey a male mal..but you're a lot less standable than her..just kidding..keep swarming on those grrls til they don't know what hit em..you're alrite aaron.

*ADAM* "Puff'n da Stuff" adamn..damn..where do i start..perhaps with some hippie bashing..just kidding..but yeah..yo fro's been kickin for years..except not it's locked up..i'd like some hizoes with a budonkadonka butt..i love you adam yr one of the nicest mofo's i've ever met in this bee-hatch..stay you..please..no i'm serious..

*ERIN* "is that a fat joke?" ER-ON!!!! for you we pick the universe card..IS that a fat joke? no..i love you grrl..there is no one else in the world i could talk 80s trivia about with but you.. xcept maybe angie..but i think you got her beat oldie.. i've known ya since you were the manager of the "Lint Girls" back in.. Ward Circle WASHING MACHINE!!
hey erin..check it out..its FLORIAN!!

*DAVID* "with the car AND no hair" david i remember the first time we met when anne mccollough kicked us out of the car and called ricky ugly..that long hair and that visor..now as one with "no hair" you've always been absolutely wonderful to me and i respect that..thanks for being cool...

*ANDREA* "that's kinda cool" we corrupted the hell out of you!..or did we.. i remember the first time we met and wrote "doggy style" on all those stop signs..i've loved you ever since..i'm glad we got to be so close..we need to move out together! just in time for college..

*RICKY* "whoa to the freaky-like" ricky..where do we start..the first time i met you, you were fresh out of rehab..a pleasant individual then..a pleasant individual now..fun partying with you over the past 4 years..don't change..

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