Ultimate Bad Ass

"My Obvious Charms and god-like powers always dazzle the simple, ordinary folk."


-Dark Schneider



Is that not one of the coolest quotes ever? Its one of Dark's coolest quotes. Only a total badass would have the nerve to not only make such a statement, but be able to back it up as well. Why do I love bad asses so much? I haven't the faintest, really, I just do! Well, alright, I'll be honest. A badass takes no $*&t from anyone. DS is a prime example here. Give him any crap and he'll blow you to oblivion with one of his countless spells and a nasty remark. Captured Damsel? He's got better things to do, unless there's something in it for him. Clothes? Just about as many changes as Natalie Portman in Star Wars. Or better yet, who needs 'em? DS seems to like to lounge around in the nude for extended periods of time, conveniently covered by silk, shadows or in one case, Princess Sheila's head (Anybody feel sorry for Luche? His shy, innocent counterpart?).