hello there. i figure now i get to tell you a little about myself, hmm? i like lots of things. i like fluffy kittens. i like money. i like sex. i do not like drugs. i do not like electroshock therapy. i do not like raisins. i really like having sex with someone who is receiving electroshock therapy. i do not like having sex with raisins. i dont think even i could figure out how to have sex with a raisin, unless you are referring to a wrinkly old guy and not a dried grape.
i like opera. i like heavy metal. i like limp bizcut. i like bondage. i do not like brittany spears. i only like n*sync because every time i listen to them it is because the gay men i know like it. n*sync is faggot music. it cant be that bad. i think that the guys in there do each other, because otherwise the faggots would not like them so much. i like thinking about men having sex with each other.
i like being a girl. i get away with more things than a guy would. if someone yells at me i can cry and then they leave me alone because they feel sorry for me. then when they are not looking i can suck all of the blood out of them. or stick them with a knife. or run them over in a truck. except i don't like trucks. i like being a girl because i have power over men (except my way cool faggot friends). I even like periods, because i can blame being bitchy on them, even if i am no where near the rag. i like men. i like women. i just like sex with humans.
i like being able to say faggot even though its derogatory. my friends have given me permission because i am a hot bi babe, and sometimes i am accused of being a fruit fly. when i say faggot no one gets on my case but if a guy says it he is a homophobe and a bigot and a not nice person. i like being a girl.
