My Weird Brainmeats

Please pray for any future TA's that end up having to grade my math homework. I did an problem yesterday and I thought I'd share my answer with everyone. As a bit of background, I drew pointy teeth on Theta when I was trying to figure out geometry, and now I try to put pointy teeth on everything math-related. Theta with pointy teeth looks like a rabid volleyball, which is very cool, or possibly the Death Star when it still needed braces.

Question Five: Try to write down rules for simplifying linear equations based on your experience in these exercises.

Answer: Subtraction is my friend. It does not have pointy teeth and gladly solves many of my problems by itself. Division is obviously an omnivore, and it has pointy teeth to tear and flat teeth to grind one down. It has shifty eyes, and I don't think it can be trusted.

I can just see some poor guy who's getting student hourly sitting there, trying to figure out exactly what the hell to DO with this, muttering "Who the HELL let the creative people into the math class AGAIN?" under his breath.

Poor guy.

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