I made a turducken! No, turducken ISN'T another word for disaster, smartaleck.
No, it's your own damn fault. Ah, the summer romance.
Pity the poor fool that must grade my math homework in college.
The Suicide owl.
What do you call them? But I'm not jewish! High School, Tests and Math Assholes and Free Speech American Vikings Jealosy and Polyamory
My Hands What I think about the Antichrist Superstar's book.
Microwaves and panties don't mix, a true story.
How to breed pet rocks.
My struggle with fat.
Food and my father.
Gay? My first Sestina. Sestinas, fyi, are a type of poem that use repetitive word useage instead of rhymes to make them poems.
Devi's sestina.
My way-cool fan art!
What is hell?
It drives me crazy, So very much. Watch me make an ass of myself!
Go pick berrys. bike boobs.
Specifically, my right breast. brush. A Poly Primer
A Poly Person's primer on dating Bi Babes hehehe,
cheese. Time's always ticking, ticking, ticking. Ah, it used to be so
common...
Oh, this odd crush So many ways to die. This is funny so you better read it. I'll cry if you don't! Honest.
Yet another reason not to trust them... The Ex-Files! the truth is out there.
A fairy tale
Don't feed the goths. Where are we going, and why are we in this lovely handbasket? The one thing that makes my life hell This is drivel, and I posted it! Bwaah hahahahahaha! Riddle My quizz results. quizzes Ask yourself, do you want to know what percent slut I am?
What, no riot? Some things are just wrong, and must be ranted upon. Sarafem is one of these.
Damn texans. Tweak. Oh, the humanity.
Check out my page hit counter. Aren't I lame? Well it's not my fault. Size dosen't matter. This page is new. I don't get a lot of traffic. My dog ate my homework. I had to pee. There was an earthquake. A hurricane. An old friend came from out of town! My goldfish died! Only half the hits are me seeing if anyone has been here! ITS NOT MY FAULT! Good. We are now in agreement.
