Stupid people are all for instant gratification. They screw like crazed weasels and breed like rabbits. That’s because they don’t think, "oh golly gee if we screw she could get preggers. We better hold off until we can go buy some condoms." they think "shit, no condoms. I had better use this plastic bag from the supermarket to cover up my shlong, plastic, latex condoms, its all the same, right?" And then the bimbo that lets some moron come at her with his penis wrapped in a Safeway or Albertson’s bag gets pregnant with her sixth kid by five fathers. Oh well, she gets welfare, right? *
Smart people used to breed faster than the stupid people, because the dumb people could not keep themselves alive for very long. They are still struggling with this. Drugs help weed out the stupid. But for the best, most humane reasons we have cut the evolution out of everyday life. Its much easier for even the stupidest, ugliest, and lest hygienic people to scrape by at a negative cost to society either by picking up a welfare check, or staying in jail, or becoming a televangelist. I say intelligent people need to breed faster to help make up for the growing gap, otherwise your grandkids might be forced to marry some stupid ugly person because there is a serious lack of intelligent people on the planet. Do you want to do that to your progeny?
If you know you are a stupid, unattractive, or generally unaesthetic and you are reading this, I beg you- please don’t breed. You’re making it harder on the rest of us. Voluntarily add a little chlorine in your shallow end of the gene pool and get those tubes removed. If you know you are stupid and ugly for god’s sakes don’t have kids to validate your existence. Get your tubes tied and if you must have the shrill shriek of children around you, adopt one. There are plenty of unloved little heathens out there that are smarter and prettier than you are.
Personally, I do not want children. I would rather have vacations, nice clothes, and a nice house. Therefore, I am going to sell my seed. If you watch the adds to sell your eggs they have "we need (insert ethnicity) especially badly now and will give (ethnicity) women an extra thousand dollars. In the city I live in now, I could get four to five thousand dollars to pass on my genetic material and not incur any cost or moral responsibility raising the bastards. To sweeten the deal, I don’t have to get pregnant, so I can avoid having saggy breasts, morning sickness, and stretch marks. For me it’s a win-win situation.
If you are an intelligent female who does not want kids sell your eggs. That way, you will do your part to help tip the balance towards “smart”, but you don’t have to raise the children. Intelligent men, donate sperm. Men are luckier than women are when it comes to this anyway, it’s far easier for men to donate genetic material, even though women get compensated better. The glass ceiling is in the other direction here). And my final though to you all is another plea-
If you know you are stupid, DON’T BREED.
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